#233. Psaki Bomb

First, an honest admission.  These song parodies usually take on a derogatory tone and tenor.  Not sure if it's overtly noticeable.  But yeah, it's true.  It's damn true!  So when I conceived of the notion of "Sake Bomb," I had some misgivings.  Why?  Because I happen to like the current White House Press Secretary.  Then again, after four years of being forced to endure characters like cynical Sarah Fuckabee and sycophantic Spicy Spicer... let's just agree that Jen Psaki's a welcome breath of fresh air.  Hopefully the lyrics reflect a return to some degree of normalcy.

Dedicated to anyone who has ever drank a Sake Bomb.  I haven not.  Perhaps one day.

 

Psaki Bomb
sonofsaf

Not Ethan Frome, Ginger chicks rule
Friends all say, I'm so fucking cool
Once accused of not doing my chores
Ballot box I'm your counting whore

Fuck you Foxy, Vietnam
I'm your ps-ps-ps-ps-ps Psaki bomb
How ‘bout we circle to the back again
Ps-ps-ps-ps-ps Psaki bomb

Tampon blood here’s some for you
Call me maybe Trump’s an orange prolapse too
Biden pausin’ the fake news
Abortion? Gonna light your pro-choice fuse

Fuck you Foxy, Vietnam
I'm your ps-ps-ps-ps-ps Psaki bomb
How ‘bout we circle to the back again
Ps-ps-ps-ps-ps Psaki bomb

Don’t annoy been awhile
Trumpism’s dead now that’s my style
Ivanka is shit and a whore
Grab your, pussy, til it’s sore

Fuck you Foxy, Vietnam
I'm your ps-ps-ps-ps-ps Psaki bomb
How ‘bout we circle to the back again
Ps-ps-ps-ps-ps Psaki bomb
Psaki bomb
Psaki bomb
Psaki bomb
Psaki bomb
Psaki bomb
Psaki bomb

 

Cherry Bomb
Joan Jett

Can't stay at home, can't stay at school
Old folks say, ya poor little fool
Down the street I'm the girl next door
I'm the fox you've been waiting for

Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb

Stone age love and strange sounds too
Come on baby let me get into you
Bad nights causin' teenage blues
Get out now 'cause you got nothing to lose

Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
Ch-ch-ch ch-ch cherry bomb

Hey sweet boy what's your style
Your dead end dreams don't make you smile
I'll give ya something to live for
Have your, grab your, til your sore

Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
Ch ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb
Cherry bomb
Cherry bomb
Cherry bomb
Cherry bomb
Cherry bomb
Cherry bomb

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts:

7-14-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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