#232. I'm Bill Lee

Governor Bill Lee (R-TN) is standing up for women's rights!  Well, in a roundabout way I suppose.  By signing legislation that requires every Tennessean to officially declare their gender at the moment of birth (as either male or female), it will help clarify the situation sixteen years later if they make it to high school.  You see, the administration will have a definitive standard for eligibility in high school sports.  

Hey now, I'm sick'n'tard of seeing those totally ripped chicks with dicks, those 6'4" 250 pound trannies... on the god damn girls volleyball team!  You know, 'cause that happens all the time.  It is indeed a problem.  One that requires a solution.

Governor Lee has his mind on the pulse of our nation.  Sensing all of the problems with Covid, immigration, economic instability, homelessness, domestic terrorism, minority voter suppression, unemployment, health care, and so on and so forth... Bill Lee is duly focused on seeking moral justice for the girls volleyball team.  Way to go!

Dedicated to Governor Bill Lee's first wife, Carol Ann, who died in a tragic 2000 horseback riding accident.  She would've been so proud of you. (emoticon of a coffin in heaven surrounded by angels)

 

I’m Bill Lee
sonofsaf

When I think I’m gay and need a double, Donald Trumpy speaks to me
Fuck all the transgendered, I’m Bill Lee
The devil with the blue dress legislating here in Tennessee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee

I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee

And with the denigrated people seeking their vengeance unto me
I hope you get cancer, I’m Bill Lee
And even when I farted, place the blame on someone else you’ll see
I hope you get cancer, I’m Bill Lee

I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee

I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee

I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee, Lee

And when the coup gets rowdy place the blame on our democracy
Maybe we can overthrow, I’m Bill Lee
We wake up to a round of fake news, Donald Trumpy speaks to me
Diarrhea shitstorm, let it be

And I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee

And I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee, I’m Bill Lee
Diarrhea shitstorm, I’m Bill Lee

 

Let It Be
Paul McCartney

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree
There will be an answer, let it be
For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
There will be an answer, let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be, be

And when the night is cloudy there is still a light that shines on me
Shinin' until tomorrow, let it be
I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

And let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

And let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

 

Paul McCartney:

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4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Governor Bill Lee (R-TN) and/or his wife Maria.  As well as their four adult children: twin sons Jacob and Caleb, Jessica, and Sarah Kate.  Not to mention any of his eight grandchildren.  And their families.  And their relatives.  And their descendants.

 

(Look at me!  I'm Bill Lee!  I ostensibly love poor minority negro children!  And here is the indisputable photographic evidence!)