Saf, why did you unleash your seething vitriol on Jim Banks (R-IN)? After all, he's not terribly high profile. Just a relatively obscure Congressman from Indiana. And he's a family man who served in Afghanistan. An individual of his stature does not deserve to be affiliated with one of your godless, excremental porn parodies!
Wrong!
After witnessing Georgia Governor Brian Kemp's signing of legislation designed to destroy minority voting rights and disenfranchise the entire Democratic party. Not to mention the arrest and felony charge leveled against State Senator Park Cannon (D-GA) for knocking on the door of a coward. And the near certainty that this utter Jim Crow bullshit is currently spreading in 42 other states, I have determined that it's my outright responsibility to take action.
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| (For every Republican political action, there is an asinine and venomous reaction.) |
So I have two options.
1). Donate money.
2). Donate time and cunting creativity.
Generally speaking, the notion of giving money to any politician strikes me as a bad idea.
However, as I'm currently undertaking an effort to compose 1,000 unique musical spoofs during the year of 2021, the second option seems doable. You know, the idea with the cunting creativity. So from here forth, I will continue focusing much of my acute disdain on members of the Republican House... in an act of asymmetric, assholic abhorrence. I've still got 750+ songs to go. So keep an eye out for Operation "House Party." Cumming on a Representative near you.
Jim Banks
sonofsaf
Jim Banks is an asshole fart
Jim Banks is a steak well done
Jim Banks wants men to fuck him
He’s disliked, a ton
Jim Banks is an asshole fart
Jim Banks is a steak well done
Jim Banks wants men to fuck him
He’s disliked, a ton
He so wants to be gay, which is wrong
But he is gay, and a bitch
But thank the Lord he’s not promiscuous
He so wants to be gay, which is wrong
But he is gay, and a bitch
But thank the Lord he’s not promiscuous
Jim Banks
He’s Jim Banks (Jim Banks)
He’s Jim Banks
And so fuck you
He’ll fuck you until your ass falls apart
And shitting for all of us
And he likes to take a leak with his dong
Receive anal fist
The earth you’ll inherit through the meekness
And the Fields of Financial Lincoln bad
We all think he’s a bitch
Because he promised to plant his beautiful seed
And spreading all the semen’s his story
In all of us
He so wants to be gay, which is wrong
But he is gay, and a bitch
But thank the Lord he’s not promiscuous
He so wants to be gay, which is wrong
But he is gay, and a bitch
But thank the Lord he’s not promiscuous
Jim Banks (Jim Banks)
Fuck you Jim Banks (fuck you Jim Banks)
Jim Banks
Fuck Jim Banks
Give Thanks
Dan Moen
Give thanks with a grateful heart
Give thanks to the Holy One
Give thanks because He's given
Jesus Christ, His Son
Give thanks with a grateful heart
Give thanks to the Holy One
Give thanks because He's given
Jesus Christ, His Son
And now let the weak say, I am strong
Let the poor say, I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us
And now let the weak say, I am strong
Let the poor say, I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us
Give thanks
We give thanks (Give thanks)
We give thanks
God we thank You
We thank You from the bottom of our hearts
For giving Jesus to us
And we can say for the weak I am strong
Because You promised
Your strength will be perfect in our weakness
And for every financial need we have
We can sing I am rich
Because You promised to provide all of our needs
According to Your riches and glory
By Christ Jesus
And now let the weak say, I am strong
Let the poor say, I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us
And now let the weak say, I am strong
Let the poor say, I am rich
Because of what the Lord has done for us
Give thanks (Give thanks)
We give You thanks (We give You thanks)
Give thanks
We give thanks
Please do not share this information with Jim Banks (R-IN), Governor Brian Kemp (R-GA), Park Cannon (D-GA), Amanda Banks and any of her three daughters... Lillian, Elizabeth, and Joann.
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