Introducing... dumb-roll please... Michigan's token light Republican, but aspiring political heavyweight, John James. He lost back-to-back U.S Senate campaigns in 2018/2020. But he's rumored to be running for the House seat in the northwestern Detroit suburb area. Hey, that's my mom's old stomping grounds. Straight outta West Bloomfield!
Standing on the left, black penis. Seated on the right, Orange Prolapse. |
John James is a big fan of the big lie. Hence, Trump has embraced him in his saggy teated neon bosom.
There’s No Doubt He Is John James
sonofsaf
There’s no doubt he is John James
A black boy who’s so proud
Lies for The Donald and his Big Mac
He hates libtards and political hacks
So he’ll choo choo choo on the Trump Train
He’ll cast sin and place some blame
Not a Jew he's Christian no doubt
Michigan’s John James
Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root root for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes you're out
At the old ball game!
Saf, for the love of Krishna, exactly how many Pittsburgh Pirates games do you think you've attended? I suppose I could tally 'em up. But I won't. It's just slightly North of 200.
It goes without saying that if you're at Comerica Park for a Detroit Tigers game, and just happen to run into John James... feel free to serenade him with my parody. If you get it on video, I'll send you a hundred bucks cash.
Same goes for Pittsburgh Pirates owner Bob Nutting. Except use this version. And I'll pitch an extra $50!
Post on youtube. Promote accordingly. Spam incessantly. And so on and so forth.
The Big Lie 100: (#192)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears
#761. Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#773. Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)#785. Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)
#788. Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)
#789. Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)
#790. Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)
#791. The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)
#796. Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)
#797. Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)
#798. Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
#800. The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)#812. Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)
#813. Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)
#816. Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)
#823. Astro (world)? Not! (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)
#824. Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)
#825. A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#830. Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)
#833. Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)
#834. Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)
#837. He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)
#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#839. Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)
#840. Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)
#842. Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)
#843. Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)
#844. A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)
#845. Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)
#846. Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)
#847. Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry)
#849. Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)
#850. Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)
#853. Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)
#854. Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)
#855. Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#859. Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)
#860. The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)
#861. Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)
#862. Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)
#863. Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#864. Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)
#865. Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)
#867. Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#871. Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
#872. Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)
#876. Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)
#880. Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)
#881. Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street)
#882. Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)
#883. Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)
#884. Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)
#885. Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#888. Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)
#890. Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)
#891. Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)
#893. David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)
#894. Cox (Clocks --- Coldplay)
#896. Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)
#898. Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#899. Beth (Beth --- Kiss)
#901. Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)
#902. Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)
#903. Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)
#904. Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)
#905. Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)
#906. The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#907. Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)
#908. Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#910. Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)
#911. Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreginer)
#912. Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)
#914. Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)
#915. She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)
#917. Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)
#918. The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)
#919. The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)
#920. BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)
#921. Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)
#925. Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)
#926. Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)
#929. Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)
#931. Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#932. All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#934. Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)
#936. Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)
#937. Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)
#938. Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)
#939. Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)
#940. He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#941. Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)
#942. Lee (Free --- Phish)
#943. Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)
#944. There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)
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