Wednesday, December 22, 2021

#923. Lust Is A Sin

I might do a few parodies about the 7 Deadly Sins.  Mostly with the agenda of repeatedly showcasing my easily printable "yinzer flyer."  

It's totally free and makes for the perfect Trump protest sign.  And it's not just intended for the Orange Prolapse.  You could use it for, say, Paul Gosar, Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Lauren Boebert, Don Jr. ... hell, even the Greene Prolapse.  Marjorie!  Marjorie!

If you didn't already know, Mr. Yuk was founded by Dr. Richard Moriarty over at Carnegie Mellon University back in 1971.  But as you can see, an aggrieved predecessor came along some 50 years later in 2021... and conceived of "Mister Seven Deadly Fuck."  Though truth be told, it was a few years ago I conceived of the flyer.


 


 

Lust Is A Sin
sonofsaf

Open your thighs
I will stick my cock in, even if it’s wrong
Pies of cream
All a bunch of lies, no virtuosity

Lust is a sin
Don’t you know that lust is a sin

Fuck my dong
In the cunt I’ll getcha it’s from where you pee
We must screw
Pussy I will pound, cum ain’t urinary (pronounced "urine hair he")

Lust is a sin
Don’t you know that lust is a sin

The crack of dawn
Morning wood whenever is the reason why
My dick will play
Sex isn’t funny the human race must not die
    
Lust is a sin
Don’t you know that lust is a sin
(Don’t you know that lust is a sin)
Lost is a sin
(Don’t you know that lust is a sin)
Don’t you know that lust is a sin
(Is a sin)

 

Dust In The Wind
Kansas
 
I close my eyes
Only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wind

Same old song
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do
Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind

Now don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
(All we are is dust in the wind)
Dust in the wind
(Everything is dust in the wind)
Everything is dust in the wind
(In the wind)


 

I doubt I'll ever listen to the Scorps rendition.  Which begs the observation... hey, it's only a couple minutes long.  Exactly how cynical can a self-hating, atheist Jew become???

I dunno.  Seriously.  You tell me.  What might cum next?  


Vince Neil covering Neil Diamond's "Cuming To America" ???  Today !


Never seen the band Kansas.  Drove through the state a few times.  Meh.

Please do not share this material with any person who has experienced feelings of lust and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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