sonofsaf: #610. This Is Taylor-Greene

Friday, August 13, 2021

#610. This Is Taylor-Greene

Definitely one of my better parodies. Exceptionally tight and punchy. Some songs just really lend themselves. This Marilyn Manson cover's a fantastic cult classic (45 million hits). Until yesterday, I never knew it existed.

And the "Retard of the Year" award goes to... drumroll please... the Orange Prolapse. MTG being a close runner-up.

#43. Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

#44. Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)

#45. Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)

#46. It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit the Frog)

#383. Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)

#386. God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)

#605. Taylor-Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)

#608. Taylor-Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)

#610. This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)

This Is Taylor-Greene
sonofsaf

Look out world she’s all the rage
Voters proclaim that she’s so deranged
Marjorie conspiracy
That new clown is Taylor-Greene

This is Taylor-Greene, this is Taylor-Greene
Nightmare dreams bloody red far right
This is Taylor-Greene, her cunt’s crusty and unclean
Curtains meat she is a whore and albino white
Trump’s a clown, urinary stream
Syndrome down she’s Taylor-Greene

Her intellect’s sliding stupid instead
Smells like carp and giving bad head
Her intellect’s sliding and no one cares
She’s a mistake and makes me wanna swear

This is Taylor-Greene, this is Taylor-Greene
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!

Trump’s a clown garden gnome
Can you imagine him in a thong?
Trump’s a clown, a McDonald’s cow
Everybody's hating her Baptist disguise
Loud performer, lying for the white trash plan
Urinary fluid ounce, cunt still smells

Cream! This is Taylor-Greene
Fucking whack, she’s Taylor Greene
Brain impaired
So asinine
Dumbshit dunce, dumbshit dyke
Take a chance and roll the dice
Acts like a goon wants to pick a fight

Urinary cream, Urinary cream
She’s a clown she’s Taylor-Greene!
She’s from the town of Midgetville Disgrace.
Loving to bitch about critical race
She’s not a Jew like Jared “Kushnare”
She likes to sin doesn’t say her prayers
She is a Proud Boy from the ultra-right
Making you scream what a bitch so white

This is Taylor-Greene, this is Taylor-Greene
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!

Abortion kids worse for wear
Pro-life cunt morning wood nightmare
Gives blow jobs, an anal queen
Syndrome down she’s Taylor-Greene

She’s a clown
A McDonald’s cow
Everyone's hating her Baptist disguise
Q-Anon quack launching an attack
And cream with your pee pee
Fake news dump with an evil grin

This is Taylor-Greene, everybody cream
We must stop the steal defend Donald Trump’s big lie
You must kiss the ring of the Orange Prolapse
Can you imagine that prolapse ring now

This is Taylor-Greene, this is Taylor-Greene
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!
Trump’s a clown all alone
Can you imagine Trump in a thong?
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!
Taylor-Greene! Taylor-Greene!

This Is Halloween
Marilyn Manson

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, and slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town
Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin

This is Halloween, everybody scream
Won't you please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!