Sunday, August 01, 2021

#561. The Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

Assuming Trump's female body double, Spanish potato farmer Dolores Leis is still alive, I have some unique ideas for "spoof attack ads" that could conceivably alter the trajectory of politics.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

 

 

The Big Lie
sonofsaf

Here comes the liar to make you so afraid
Orange Prolapse round like a Q-Anon quack
Trump likes to ramble, and fill you up with scorn
He needs a cup for his sagging ball sack
Trump’s full of bullshit the way that he sickens
Abuse all the black cocks, his asshole you’ll taste
No smoking weed as you lick rectums all day
He loves to watch porn Stormy was his fate

Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying), won’t get fooled again
Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying)

Done
Hope you die
Do not live
Makes me cry
Pray you’re done
Hope you die
Do not live
The big lie

Trump loves to fire and make people somber
He’s worse than the worst all the live long day
Bend over, grunt sounds as your ass gets fucked then
Take you for a ride and cash in again
Wishes he had a cock makin’ a huge fuss
McDonald’s dining gives him the runs
Not learning discerning fake news is upon them
Being President, that job was no fun

Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying), won’t get fooled again
Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying)

Done
Hope you die
Do not live
Makes me cry
Pray you’re done
Hope you die
Do not live
The big lie
 
 
 
Aces High
Iron Maiden

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
There comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble, we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack
Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks, there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Got to get airborne before it's too late

Running (running), scrambling (scrambling), flying (flying)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving), going in again
Running (running), scrambling (scrambling), flying (flying)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)

Run
Live to fly
Fly to live
Do or die
Won't you run?
Live to fly
Fly to live
Aces high

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin 'round to come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again
Bandits at eight o'clock move in behind us
Ten ME-109s out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them, I press down my guns

Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving), going in again
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)

Run
Live to fly
Fly to live
Do or die
Won't you run?
Live to fly
Fly to live
Aces high
 
 



Iron Maiden:

1-9-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-5-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

8-11-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-14-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

One of the best opening segue-ways in the history of rock'n'roll.  Aces High > Two Minutes To Midnight. 

Live After Death might possibly be my all-time favorite live metal album.  Unleashed in the East (Judas Priest), World Wide Live (Scorpions),  Operation Livecrime (Queensryche), Decade of Aggression (Slayer).  It's a tough call.

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.


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