Friday, August 13, 2021

#611. Taylor-Greene

Political slogans have always appealed to the "somewhat intellectually limited."  For example, "Make America Great Again" and then "Keep America Great" (both stolen from Ronald Reagan).  In 2022, the Republicans will carry on the Trump tradition and be using identical pitches everywhere across the country.  But this time it's gonna be... 

WIN __________ (name of state).  SAVE AMERICA!  

Save America?  Save America from what you ask?  Well, it's just another fill in the blank.  Anything works... socialism, communists, satan, libtards, evil, inflation, high gas prices, etc.  

Brings new meaning to the Albert Einstein slogan... Keep it short and simple.  

Speaking of simpletons desperately clinging to the exposed bulge of the Orange Prolapse, allow me to introduce Georgia Republican Marjorie Taylor-Greene.  

She's now entered into a new phase of simply brushing off the Covid pandemic.  "Well, we can't live forever." and "Hospitals are filled with all kinds of sick people, not just those who get the virus."

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit the Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)

#605.  Taylor-Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor-Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor-Greene --- (Halloween - John Carpenter)

Taylor-Greene (instrumental)

Halloween (
piano instrumental)
John Carpenter


I've never seen any of the Halloween movies.  Truth be told, I'm just not a horror film junkie.  However, Mason's a different story.

Back in second grade, I kept on hearing these horror stories of Halloween candy that had been tampered with (laced with drugs, hidden razor blades, etc.).  So I decided to steal the show.  I inserted a small pin into a Milky Way bar.  At lunch the following day, I carefully took a bite, extracted the pin, and then immediately complained to everyone sitting around me how someone out there was obviously trying to kill me.  Our teacher, Mrs. Maroon, was absolutely horrified as I continued to finish the candy bar.  I told her... "Well, they wanted me dead... but it looks like I got the last laugh."  

The principal ended up calling an emergency school meeting to discuss Halloween safety and institute sweeping candy bar reform regarding lunchtime consumption.

Nobody ever found out it was me.  Keep in mind, I was 7.

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-GA).

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