#597. Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

A spot-on 2 minute synopsis of Trump and his Presidency.  Compliments of political pundit Steve Schmidt.

"Donald Trump has been the worst president this country has ever had. And I don't say that hyperbolically. He is. But he is a consequential president. And he has brought this country in three short years to a place of weakness that is simply unimaginable if you were pondering where we are today from the day where Barack Obama left office. And there were a lot of us on that day who were deeply skeptical and very worried about what a Trump presidency would be. But this is a moment of unparalleled national humiliation, of weakness. 

 

"When you listen to the President, these are the musings of an imbecile. An idiot. And I don't use those words to name call. I use them because they are the precise words of the English language to describe his behavior. His comportment. His actions. We've never seen a level of incompetence, a level of ineptitude so staggering on a daily basis by anybody in the history of the country whose ever been charged with substantial responsibilities. 

 

"It's just astonishing that this man is president of the United States. The man, the con man, from New York City. Many bankruptcies, failed businesses, a reality show, that branded him as something that he never was. A successful businessman. Well, he's the President of the United States now, and the man who said he would make the country great again. And he's brought death, suffering, and economic collapse on truly an epic scale. And let's be clear. This isn't happening in every country around the world. This place. Our place. Our home. Our country. The United States. We are the epicenter. We are the place where you're the most likely to die from this disease. We're the ones with the most shattered economy. And we are because of the fool that sits in the Oval Office behind the Resolute Desk."

 

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#596.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

 

Big Lie
sonofsaf

I am so gay, and faking it
I had a tv show, yeah
Yeah

Melania is my wife
She’s really good at “ho-ing”

Everyone thinks I’m dumb,
And an orange clown
I am so orange
I shit orange turds

But snot’s free
I am a twat
There is no doubt
I've been living down South
Forget my prolapse falls right out

Don’t call my bluff
There is no doubt
I am shitty
And very pretty
With dildos and toys
Elby’s had Big Boys *
(With a very small bone)

And I am gay with a small dong
As you eat my Orange Prolapse
(Big Lie)
I am so gay, and faking it
(Big Lie)
Uhh, yes
(Big Lie)
I had a tv show, yeah
(Big Lie)
(Big Lie)
Melania is my wife
(Big Lie)
She’s really good at “ho-ing”
(Big Lie)

It’s called fake news it’s all the same
And I eat McDonald’s all the while
Fuck you and my wife
She’s a bitch and a whore
Her face is all cum-glazed

And my Orange Prolapse has now become red
Wanna get paid that will never change
With snow white pillows for my big fat head
Deadly seven will be the sins seven
And my wife’s still a fucking whore

I am so gay, and faking it
(Big Lie)
(Big Lie)
I've had a tv show, yeah
(Big Lie)
(Big Lie)
Melania is my wife
(Big Lie)
She’s really good at “ho-ing”
(Big Lie)
(Big Lie)
My butt gettin' bigger
(Big Lie)
My ass gettin' bigger
(Big Lie)
Prolapse gettin' bigger
(Big Lie)
And my tits,
(Big Lie)
My shit’s gettin' bigger
(Big Lie)
And my butt is round
(Big Lie)
Fake news is my romance
(Big Lie)
And my ... lies are big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big...

 

Big Time
Peter Gabriel

I'm on my way, I'm making it
I've got to make it show, yeah
Yeah

It' so much larger than life
I'm gonna watch it growing

The place where I come from,
Is a small town
They think so small
They use small words

But not me
In spite of that
I worked it out
I've been stretching my mouth
To let those big words come right out

I had enough
I'm getting out
To the city
The big, big city
I'll be your big noise
With all the big boys
(So much stuff I will own)

And I will pray to a big god
As I kneel in the big church
(Big Time)
I'm on my way, I'm making it
(Big Time)
Uhh, yes
(Big Time)
I've got to make it show, yeah
(Big Time)
(Big Time)
It's so much larger than life
(Big Time)
I'm gonna watch it growing
(Big Time)

My parties have all the big names
And I greet them with the widest smile
Tell them how my life
Is one big adventure
And always there amazed

And I showed them round my house to my bed
I had it made like a mountain range
With snow white pillows for my big fat head
And our heaven will be a big heaven
And I will walk through the front door

I'm on my way, I'm making it
(Big Time)
(Big Time)
I've got to make it show, yeah
(Big Time)
(Big Time)
It' so much larger than life
(Big Time)
I'm gonna watch it growing
(Big Time)
(Big Time)
My cars gettin' bigger
(Big Time)
My house gettin' bigger
(Big Time)
My eyes gettin' bigger
(Big Time)
And my mouth,
(Big Time)
My bed's gettin' bigger
(Big Time)
And my bank account
(Big Time)
Look at my circumstance
(Big Time)
And I ... your not big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big...

 

 

* Elby's was a chain of family restaurants in the Ohio Valley.  The son of the owner (Kevin Boury) bore a striking resemblance to Marie "Madame" Curie, the scientist who discovered radon.  An observation made by my 7th grade science teacher at Wheeling Country Day School, Rick Willhite.

Peter Gabriel: 

11-19-02, Gunt Arena, Cleveland, OH

Great concert.  G Mo and I made the trek.  Always thought he was underrated and deserved a wider audience.  Naturally, one of my least favorite Peter Gabriel tune's is "Big Time."

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