#563. Byrne's A Bitch

Former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne is the "founding father" of "The America Project."  He's also the primary financial contributor to the Arizona Cyber Ninja audit.  To the tune of 3.2 million dollars.

What a fucking douchebag.  I hereby bestow upon him the nickname "Undercock."

 

Due to his direct involvement, I'm going to include him in the Big Lie parody series.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch - Radiohead)

 

Byrne’s a Bitch
sonofsaf

He ain’t Hans Solo
More of a Rolo
Trump is so fucked up

Stormy Daniels groped his sagging ball sack
Tiny schlong because his dick won’t grow

Byrne’s a bitch
Byrne’s a bitch
He has no cum to give

The losses won’t be ignored
His name is Patrick Byrne
Can’t fuck he’s not able
Tries to commit treason
Donald an ethics lack
His twitter hacked
Covid ain’t real germs

Stormy Daniels groped his sagging ball sack
Tiny schlong ‘cause his cock can’t grow

Byrne’s a bitch
Byrne’s a bitch
He has no cum to give
He has no cum to give

 

Burn the Witch
Radiohead

Stay in the shadows
Cheer at the gallows
This is a round up

This is a low flying panic attack
Sing a song on the jukebox that goes

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
We know where you live

Red crosses on wooden doors
And if you float you burn
Loose talk around tables
Abandon all reason
Avoid all eye contact
Do not react
Shoot the messengers

This is a low flying panic attack
Sing the song of sixpence that goes

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
We know where you live
We know where you live

One of the few songs where I overwhelmingly prefer the studio version (mostly due to the tight violins).

Released in 2016, Burn The Witch is probably the best song and video of the last decade.  If you can think of a better tune circa 2010-2020, lemme know.  Just sayin'.  Earlier in the year, I wrote a similarly styled Burn The Mitch parody regarding the Senatorial minority turtle. 

Radiohead: 

8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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