Monday, August 02, 2021

#562. Big Lie Trump Overload

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.


Perhaps it's time to embrace the Jewish Mezuzah concept.  But design them in the form of urinal cakes.  So every time you go and take a piss...  Even better, stick 'em in the bowl of a toilet.  So every time you take a dump...


#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

 


Big Lie Trump Overload
sonofsaf

Why is he such an orange clown?
Why does he keep getting banned?
He could have caused some more harm
He could have done more that wasn’t planned

White supremacy’s the endeavor
Jared Kushner is a Jew
Now will you relent ‘cause the Dems aren’t coping
The bells of freedom are ringing
Fake news, ah, ah

So big lie Trump overload
Where the stench of the swamp is so foul
He ain’t allowed in the White House
And he resembles a sow

Back to the selling of MAGA crappy goods
Cum on her face with a load
Oh, the Republican Party is gonna die
From big lie Trump overload
Ah, ah

Why does he cause so much pain?
Why the hatred and disdain?
It'll take you an army of auditing ninjas
Election that we must defend

Maybe try for reinstatement
There's plenty more votes to be found
Morbid’s the new obesity
Shitting out Big Macs for you
By the pound, ah, ah

So big lie Trump overload
Where the stench of the swamp is so foul
He ain’t allowed in the White House
And he resembles a sow

Back to the selling of MAGA crappy goods
Cum on her face with a load
Oh, the Republican Party is gonna die
From big lie Trump overload
Ah, ah

 

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John

When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing
The blues, ah, ah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah

What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah



Favorite Elton John song?  Probably "Philadelphia Freedom."  And yeah, I've already parodied it.


Elton John:

Elton John, 6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
Elton John, 3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Elton John, 9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
Elton John, 10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

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