#574. Don't Lie To Me Stormy Daniels

The 2020 election witnessed one of the best ads in the history of politics.  The Lincoln Project released Covita.  A parody of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" from Evita. 

So this begs the question.  Was Stormy Daniels the most expensive piece of ass in the history in mankind?

 

At a payoff, er uh, rate of $120,000 for a single consensual encounter, you gotta think she's up there.  The most expensive prostitutes usually charge in the realm of $2,500 - $5,000 per night.

Don’t Lie To Me Stormy Daniels
sonofsaf

Don’t lie to me Stormy Daniels
Your cooch was
So putrid fuck you
Your pornographic ways
My lack of defense
I’m the Orange Prolapse
Push-pop your fist in

Don’t Cry for me Argentina
Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is
I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Don’t Cry For Me White House Staffers
The Lincoln Project

Don’t cry for me White House staffers
The truth is
I will infect you
All through my tweeting
My mad existence
I broke my promise

 

Don't Cry For Me Secret Service

The Lincoln Project

 

Don’t cry for me Secret Service
Though Covid
just might well kill you
While on my joyride
I spread the virus
I broke my promise
Won’t keep my distance

 

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