#582. He's Ron

My second parody of the Dead's "He's Gone."  I did a similarly-styled parody about Wisconsin Senatorial asshole Ron Johnson.  But this one's about the Florida governor who excels in all behavior douchebag related.

When asked for his thoughts on oral sex, DeSantis responds willingly and accordingly.

 

FYI:  Jerry Garcia and I share the same birthday (August 1).  I was driving through Oglebay Park in the afternoon on route 88 near the entrance to Crispin when I learned of his death.  A female deejay on 102.5 WDVE mentioned that Garcia had unexpectedly passed.  Just as soon as she said it, a deer half-way lunged onto the hood of my car.  Landed on the pavement and then limped off into the woods.

 

 

He’s Ron
sonofsaf

DeSantis a bitch, Governor’s him, prospect for President grows dim
Gonna scold you, pipe ain’t lead, kneel below his ass instead

Now he’s Ron, now he’s Ron, Lord he's Ron, he's Ron
Like a dumbshit with Covid, conspiracy quack
He's Ron, he's Ron and he’s got a saggy ballsack, he's Ron

Big pile shit, some Tallahassee pride, orange is his asshole wish he would die
Big Mac amuse bouche, all of the while
Taxes to avoid don’t file, file, file

Now he's Ron, now he's Ron, Lord he's Ron, he's Ron
Like a dumbshit with Covid, conspiracy quack
He's Ron, he's Ron and he’s got a saggy ballsack, he's Ron

Bein’ called a clown is kinda strange
Multi-billionaire begging for some change
Orange renowned but he he acts like a chicken wing
Trump doesn’t smoke crack but ain’t that a shame

Not old, Desantis a bitch, Governor’s him
Prospect for President grows dim
Gonna scold you, pipe ain’t lead
Kneel below his ass instead

He's Ron, now he's Ron, Lord he's Ron, he's Ron
Like a dumbshit with Covid, conspiracy quack
He's Ron, he's Ron and he’s gotta saggy ballsack, he's Ron
Like a dumbshit with Covid, conspiracy quack
He's gone, he's gone and he’s gotta saggy ballsack, he's Ron

Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks (no morning wood)
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks
Ooh, integrity’s what he lacks

He’s Gone
Grateful Dead

Rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb, you know better but I know him
Like I told you, what I said, steal your face right off your head

Now he's gone, now he's gone, Lord he's gone, he's gone
Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track
He's gone, he's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back, he's gone

Nine mile skid on a ten mile ride, hot as a pistol but cool inside
Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile

Now he's gone, now he's gone, Lord he's gone, he's gone
Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track
He's gone, he's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back, he's gone

Goin' where the wind don't blow so strange
Maybe off on some high cold mountain chain
Lost one round but the price wasn't anything
A knife in the back and more of the same

Same old, rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb
You know better but I know him
Like I told you, what I said
Steal your face right off your head

He's gone, now he's gone, Lord he's gone, he's gone
Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track
He's gone, he's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back, he's gone
Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track
He's gone, he's gone and nothin's gonna bring him back, he's gone

Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back (he's gone for good)
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back
Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back

Grateful Dead:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*

* - #GateCrasher

 

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