Everyone knows that Mo Brooks wore body armor to the 1-6 attempted coup.
Maybe Brooks is auditioning for the Christian rock band Stryper. |
He'd be the second Republican to try and join the band. Their sole motivation being to implement fundamentalist Christian law. |
Hey, tit for a tit. Nip for a nip. Cunt for a cunt...
But his admission and explanation that he wore a vest "out of an abundance of extreme caution" regarding his recent melanoma diagnosis? In early January no less? What the hell does that even mean?
Just how dumb does he think Alabama voters are? Well, I suppose we'll learn the answer to that in the May 24, 2022 Alabama primary erection.
And I realize this is just horrible gossip but Brooks has never addressed the persistent rumors that he gobbles up Viagra by the handful in a desperate attempt to appear strong and virile.
In the meantime, Brooks has been lining up some comically pathetic endorsements: Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Stephen Miller, Michael Flynn, Senator Rand Paul, and of course, the Orange Prolapse himself, former President Donald J. Trump!
Mo Brooks And His Skin
sonofsaf
How many loads must Mo cum like a clown
Before Mo loses his fans
How much disease will the virus prevail
Before Mo makes his last stand
Yes, and how many times will Mo spread the big lie
Before twitter decides on a ban
This cancer’s, the end, for Mo Brooks and his skin
This cancer’s for Mo Brooks and his skin
Yes, and how many fears must he rant and persist
Mo Brooks and I sure disagree
And how many fears why won’t he cease and desist
Mo Brooks should be hung from a tree
Yes, and how many times do you pray Trump is dead
In the end Kaepernick takes a knee
This cancer’s, the end, for Mo Brooks and his skin
This cancer’s for Mo Brooks and his skin
Yes, and how many crimes why is Mo so fucked up
The more he tells the big lie
And how fucking queer that he makes us so sad
Shouldn’t Alabama ask why
Yes, and how many breaths from this virus shit show
All because the Orange Prolapse lied
This cancer’s, the end, for Mo Brooks and his skin
This cancer’s for Mo Brooks and his skin
Blowin’ in the Wind
Bob Dylan
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
Yes, and how many years must a mountain exist
Before it is washed to the sea?
And how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, and how many times can a man turn his head
And pretend that he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
Yes, and how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
And how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind
#218. Everyday I Fight Mo Brooks (Everyday I Write The Book --- Elvis Costello)
#260. They Hate Mo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#283. Brooks That Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
#517. Mo (Low --- Cracker)
#522. Let It Mo (Let It Go --- Def Leppard)
#523. Let It Mo (Let It Go --- Frozen Soundtrack)
#529. Mo Mo Morris Brooks (Row Row Row Your Boat --- unknown)
#637. Fuck You Mo (Let It Snow --- Frank Sinatra)
#638. Mo Brooks And His Skin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)
Bob Dylan:
7-18-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Paul Simon)
11-5-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Phil Lesh)
8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH (w/ The Dead)
8-20-06, Falconi Field, Washington, PA (On our way home from a show at Hartwood acres. Sneaked in while the roadies were gearing out)Please do not share this material with Congressman Mo Brooks (R-AL).
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