#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

 

 

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

 

Lie Lie You Trumpers
sonofsaf

Lie, lie, lie you Trumpers
Don't matter they’re only words
Lie, lie, lie you Trumpers
Ivanka’s creamy thighs
So much growing to defend
Yeah, so much throwing up in hell

You know a lie ain’t maybe
Covid’s worse than the chicken pox
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Spreading falsehoods from a-dusk ’til a dawn
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Truth be told Trump’s a fucking coward
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Takes a toll in this dead-end world
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Melania is a whore
You know a lie ain’t maybe

Lie, lie, lie you Trumpers
Don't matter they’re only words
Lie, lie, lie you Trumpers
Ivanka’s creamy thighs
So much growing to defend
Yeah, so much throwing up in hell

You know a lie ain’t maybe
Covid’s worse than the chicken pox
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Spreading falsehoods from a-dusk ’til a dawn
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Truth be told Trump’s a fucking coward
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Takes a toll in this dead-end world
You know a lie ain’t maybe
Melania is a whore
You know a lie ain’t maybe

Lie, lie, lie you Trumpers
Don't matter they’re only words
Lie, lie, lie you Trumpets
Ivanka’s creamy thighs
So much growing to defend
Yeah, so much throwing up in hell
Lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie
Lie

 

Die Die My Darling
Metallica

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty eyes
I'll be seeing you again
Yeah, I'll be seeing you in hell

So don't cry to me oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box
Don't cry to me oh baby
You should have seen it a-comin' on
Don't cry to me oh baby
Had to know it was in your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead-end goal for a dead-end girl
Don't cry to me oh baby
And now your life drains on that floor
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth
I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in hell

Don't cry to me oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box
Don't cry to me oh baby
You should have seen it a-comin' on
Don't cry to me oh baby
Had to know it was in your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead-end goal for a dead-end girl
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on that floor
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Shut your pretty mouth
I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in hell
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
Die

Since 1990, Danzig has played Pittsburgh 10 times.  Didn't catch of any of concerts.  So I'll go with the Metallica cover.

Metallica:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH

4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Guns'n'Roses & Faith No More) 

3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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