#626. So Great At Big Lies

The Orange Prolapse issued a bunch of one sentence statements about Afghanistan.

When the ominous ogre opines...

What Joe Biden has done with Afghanistan is legendary.

It will go down as one of the greatest defeats in American history!

The corrupt Presidential Election of 2020 got us here.  Never would have happened if I were President! 

It's not that we left Afghanistan.  It's the grossly incompetent way we left!

Trump sure has a knack for the complexities of history.  Uh no.  With Trump, it's always whatever's the most obvious.  As he is perhaps the most obvious flim flam artist in the history of televised politics/entertainment.  With a minor in revisionism.  And a major in ad hominem.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#596.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

 

So Great At Big Lies
sonofsaf

Never will he concede defeat, oh I wish he would die.
Buy a casket shiny and new, but nobody would cry.
‘Cause Donald’s so great at big lies, yes, Trump is so great at big lies.

Short not long is his dick for you, goes up your ass for cream pie
That wet dream Stormy wasn’t free, and he's still Prez don’t ask why.
‘Cause Donald’s so great at big lies, yes, Trump is so great at big lies.

Never admit the truth and say, it was all big lie.
Colin Kaepernick took a knee, ‘cause he did he should die.
And Donald’s so great at big lies, yes, Trump is so great at big lies.

Never will he concede defeat, oh I wish he would die.
Buy a casket shiny and new, but nobody would cry.
And Donald’s so great at big lies, yes, Trump is so great at big lies.

 

Too Late For Goodbyes
Julian Lennon

Ever since you've been leaving me, I've been wanting to cry.
Now I know how it feels for you, I've been wanting to die.
But it's much too late for good-byes, yes, it's much too late for good-byes.

Time has gone since I've been with you, and we've been starting to die.
Now it seems you don't care for me, and I don't understand why.
But it's much too late for good-byes, yes, it's much too late for good-byes.

Ever since you've been far away, I've been wanting to fly.
Now I know what you meant to me, I'm the one who should cry.
And it's much too late for good-byes, yes, it's much too late for good-byes.

Ever since you've been leaving me, I've been wanting to cry.
Now I know how it feels for you, I've been wanting to die.
And it's much too late for good-byes, yes, it's much too late for good-byes.

Not really any decent live versions of this song out there.  As a teenager, I once saw Julian Lennon headline a concert at the Wheeling Civic Center back in 1986.  The attendance level could best be described as "spattering."  Maybe 1,800 or so.  A juggler opened the show.  Naturally, whenever he dropped a ball or bowling pin or whatever, the hillbilly crowd would unleash a full-on-throttle heckling of boos.

Julian Lennon:

6-5-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

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