This Saturday night, the Orange Prolapse is preparing for the mother of all rallies. In one of the lowest vaccination rate areas of the entire country. It'll be held on some wealthy insider Republican's farm way out in the sticks of Cullman, Alabama. Wherever the hell that is. 'Merica! God's country! Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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'Bama Democrats will greet him accordingly with multiple billboards. |
Forecast calls for scattered thundershowers. Maybe we'll get lucky and there will be the first ever "super-spreader tornado." So not only does Trump's hair-wig-contraption get mussed, but also, every attendee contracts the China virus. And then their vehicles get destroyed. And then they trample each other to death in a stampede... while fleeing an act of climactic terror. Dare to dream.
That's right! It's Saturday night!
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#596. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
Liar
sonofsaf
you think that she loves you because of your bone
not smarter
in delusion
yeah she blows
without a care
tried to fix all those liberals
but it just left you with an angry Orange Prolapse protrusion
so ass to mouth you learn
and beg for money
but the inevitable location of you tomb shits you out like a piece of meat
butt now you love shit
and likely have a scat attack
and then
you meet Trump
and your hole rearranges
because we all know he’s gay and we all think he’s LGBTQ queer
so he bills you some expenses as you try to shift gears
butt he’s near your ass neatly
not erect
limpin’ today
cause it’s not much of a dong and the blood will subside
hey what the fucky
butt your asshole insures hyperbole
because it looks like a fuckin’ pig sty
and doesn’t smell too swell
you're hoping he dies?
cause Trump’s a liar
yeah Trump’s a liar
he’ll crap some shit out
he'll take a toll
he’ll sell you out for free
he’ll sell you out for free
cause Trump’s a liar, a liar
a liar, a liar
he died for yinz sins while
he’s wearing a disguise
and he’ll sell you ball caps it's just part of the show
so you can play
along and look like a douchebag you dumbfuck
and when the crimes are leading me
Orange Prolapse gonna be feeding you
wanna make a bet?
he’ll never ask for your permission
and there ain’t any damn restrictions
fucked for eternity
you're hoping he dies
cause he’s a liar
cause Trump’s a liar
yeah Trump’s a liar
he’ll crap some shit out
he'll take a toll
he’ll sell you out for free
he’ll sell you out for free
cause Trump’s a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar
I want Trump to die he makes people cry
a cause for great disdain
maybe a Big Mac denied
maybe a Shamrock Shake caused weight gain
Jared’s a Jew
And Hindu Kush will fuck you too
Trump’s a liar
oh, Trump’s a liar
Melania wants romance
Trumps swears he’s not wearing Undergarment Depends
but could shit himself at a moment’s notice that is why
he’s longer in the tooth
I can't believe Trump doesn’t love you
Trump swears
Trump will never lie to you again, please
it’s time for one last dance
Trump will never lie to you again
Trump swears
that Trump would never tell a lie
Trump will never tell a lie
yo yo
fa fa fa fa fa fah faa faa faa faaa
Focker!
Fucker!
oh, fuck her
Trump’s a liar
yeah, Trump’s a liar
yeah full of shit
morning wood
ohh Trump’s a liar
blah
Trump lies
Trump lies
Trump lies
oh, Trump lies
oh Trump lies
Trump lies
yeah
ohhh Trump’s a liar
Trump lies
blah
full of shit
morning wood
Trump just pretends
and pretends
he’ll lie pretend and pretend
and he’ll keep lying
we’ll vomit
Liar
Henry Rollins
you think you're gonna to live your life alone
in darkness
and seclusion
yeah I know
you've been out there
tried to mix with those animals
and it just left you full of humiliated confusion
so you stagger back home
and wait for nothing
but the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
and now you're desperate
and in need of human contact
and then
you meet me
and your whole world changes
because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
so you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
and you trust me completely
I'm perfect
in every way
cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
you feel so lucky
but your ego obscures reality
and you never bother to wonder why
things are going so well
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll tear your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
a liar, a liar
I'll hide behind a smile
and understanding eyes
and I'll tell you things that you already know
so you can say
I really identify with you, so much
and all the time that you're needing me
is just the time that I'm bleeding you
don't you get it yet?
I'll come to you like an affliction
and I'll leave you like an addiction
you'll never forget me
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll rip your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar
I don't know why I feel the need to lie
and cause you so much pain
maybe it's something inside
maybe it's something I can't explain
cause all I do
is mess you up and lie to you
I'm a liar
oh, I am a liar
if you'll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
because now I see the destructive power of a lie
they're stronger than truth
I can't believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never lie to you again, please
just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
that I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
no, no
ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
sucker
sucker!
oh, sucker
I am a liar
yeah, I am a liar
yeah I like it
I feel good
ohh I am a liar
yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
oh, I lie
oh I lie
I lie
yeah
ohhh I'm a liar
I lie
yeah
I like it
I feel good
I'll lie again
and again
I'll lie again and again
and I'll keep lying
I promise
One of the most underappreciated songs of the 90's. Definitely one of the most challenging parodies I've ever attempted. All spoken word. And yes, I realize the lyrics don't quite match the live version. Rollins likes to improvise. Gotta love him.
Henry Rollins has played the Burgh 13 times. In 1987, he first appeared at the Electric Banana. All the way up to September of 2018 when he performed at the Andy Warhol Museum. Sad to say, I've only seen him just once. But it was a smoker.
Henry Rollins:
8-17-94, Metropol, Pittsburgh, PA (sandwiched between Helmet & Sausage)
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.
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