Saturday, August 07, 2021

#586. Lamb!

Conor Lamb (D-PA) is not the most electrifying candidate in the Pennsylvania Senate Democratic primary.  The word "milquetoast" comes to mind.  As in bland and unflavored.  

Naturally, I conceived of a way for him to "spice up" his campaign.  Whenever he makes a campaign stop, I'd encourage his supporters to walk around and yell at each other.  A single word will suffice.



Emeril Lagasse


Call me crazy, but I really like the idea of random individuals walking around screaming at each other... in a city park, in a hotel lobby, while tailgating... "Lamb!"  Especially during a pandemic resurgence.

Always thought Emeril Lagasse had a decent shtick.  Pretty much single-handedly carried the Food Network during the early days.  I also enjoyed Iron Chef.  Yet found it peculiar how everyone felt compelled to fill the ice cream machine with unorthodox ingredients (squid ink, pureed asparagus, etc.).

Please do not share this material with Conor Lamb (D-PA).

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