Friday, August 27, 2021

#656. Dush

Chris Dush is a little known state senator from Pennsylvania.  And he will make a fine stooge.  The primary purpose for his future existence... will be to kiss the ring of an Orange Prolapse.  Enjoy!

Kind of sickly complexioned version of the Orange Prolapse.

Last week, Dush stepped into the role of "Keystone Cyber Ninja."  You see, State Senator Doug Mastriano (R-PA) was forced out... after he insisted there would be a "fair and impartial" investigation into allegations of Pennsylvania voter fraud.  Apparently Mastriano never got the memo regarding the continuation of Trump's Big Lie.  After the Maricopa County fiasco, Mastriano's only purpose was to cry foul, demand an investigation, have hearings, and make constant accusations of voter fraud.  But when the shit actually hits the fan, he was not supposed to have a physical recount.  His job was just to whine, complain, and perpetuate the Big Lie.  Leaving it out there.  Lingering in the ethos.  Why?  Because the sham recount in Arizona was a failure from the start.  A total joke.  Just like the former buffoon-in-chief.  

You see, post-Arizona, nobody's supposed to actually count anything, anywhere.  Trump only wants words.  Not numbers.  And hey, Trump doesn't need any additional reminders that he is indeed an Orange Prolapse clown.

Uh, too late.


The Big Lie 100: (#42)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein) 

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)




Dush
sonofsaf

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
I’m part of the Donald Trumper world he’s lost his mind
All he does is pout and bitch and whine
A fucked up world that makes me feel sad
Donald Trump’s prolapse is so orange and mad

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Dush, Dush
I fought along Trump the Orange Prolapse clown
Dush, Dush
He played the part of a commander-in-clown-now
Dush, Dush
Fought along Trump the Orange Prolapse clown
Dush, Dush
Exposed and bloody he’s the Orange Prolapse clown

he always lies without a warning
(Blood, blood) he’s always primpin’ and preening
(Blood, blood) well, full of shit, bullshit
(Blood, blood) oh, big ‘ol pile of horseshit

He’s a baby not a man
Orangest fucker in all the land
Never was kind he’s a big fat creep
McDonald’s meat is all he eats

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Listen Dush, Dush
I fought along Trump the Orange Prolapse clown
Dush, Dush
He played the part of a commander-in-clown-now
Dush, Dush
Fought along Trump the Orange Prolapse clown
Dush, Dush
Exposed and bloody he’s the Orange Prolapse clown

he always lies without a warning
(Blood, blood) he’s always primpin’ and preening
(Blood, blood) well, full of shit, bullshit
(Blood, blood) oh, big ‘ol pile of horseshit

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na

 

Hush
Black Crowes

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
I got a certain little girl she's on my mind
No doubt about it she looks so fine
She's the best girl that I ever had
Sometimes she's gonna make me feel so bad

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
She broke my heart but I love her just the same now
Hush, hush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
I need her loving and I'm not to blame now

they got it early in the morning
(Love, love) they got it late in the evening
(Love, love) well, I want that, need it
(Love, love) oh, I gotta gotta have it

She's got loving like quicksand
Only took one touch of her hand
To blow my mind and I'm in so deep
That I can't eat and I can't sleep

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Listen hush, hush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
She broke my heart but I love her just the same now
Hush, hush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush
I need her loving and I'm not to blame now

they got it early in the morning
(Love, love) they got it late in the evening
(Love, love) well, I want that, need it
(Love, love) oh, I gotta gotta have it

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na 




Deep Purple:

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ the Scorpions.  Strange pairing)

9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Alice Cooper)


Since 1969, Deep Purple has played the Burgh 14 times.  

This constitutes my second parody of "Hush."  Naturally, when Rush Limbaugh died, I uh, well... Rush.

Please do not share this material with State Senator Chris Dush (R-PA).


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