#650. Mr. Herschel Walker

Yesterday, Herschel Walker announced his peach state candidacy for U.S. Senate.  He may have been a great college football player (Heisman winner with the Georgia Bulldogs in 1982), but for the love of Kushner, that was 30 years ago.  The man's never held political office.  Never had an interest in government or public policy.  Lives in Texas.  However, he is a black man who has a friendly relationship with the Orange Prolapse.  So naturally, that makes him a viable candidate to face off against fellow African American Raphael Warnock.

(left to right)  Trump, Walker & Cunt Dump.

 

Usually Trump will give you one of his dumbshit blog statements.  Herschel's is a highly respected man who loves our 2nd Amendment, loves our military, and will fight for your freedom.  He has my complete and total endorsement.  We must take back our country!  Win Georgia, Save America!

But Walker didn't even get one of these routine, tired acknowledgements.  Trump was probably too busy golfing or extracting money from his deranged base.  Here's his latest text message.

President Trump:

Everything Woke turns to SH*T!  You have 10 MINUTES to claim our NEW Trump shirt.  Get yours NOW!

Anyhoo, I wrote a free parody for Walker's campaign.  The goal being to convince your average Georgia voter, that Herschel Walker is indeed, a serious, viable candidate.  Hint: he ain't.  Even with the current climate of voter suppression in Georgia and elsewhere, Walker will lose handily.  That's assuming he even wins the primary.

 

Mr. Herschel Walker
sonofsaf

Hey Mr. Herschel Walker, policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk with his mind

Hey Mr. Herschel Walker, policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk from the South

Hey Mr. Herschel Walker, policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk
Hey Mr. Herschel Walker, policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk
Hey Mr. Herschel Walker, policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk
Hey Mr. Herschel Walker, policy wonk
He is here to stay he’s a policy wonk

 

Mr. Knickerbocker
Barney’s Greatest Hits

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"Mr. Herschel Walker" is the eagerly anticipated follow up to my #599 parody "Jive Walker."

Back in the summer of '92, I hit up a couple of Dead shows at Knickerbocker Arena in Albany, NY.  Funtimez!

That Barney video has over 11,000,000 hits.  Also funtimez.

Please do not share this material with Georgia U.S. Senate candidate Hershel Walker.