Friday, August 06, 2021

#581. Fuck Ron

The state of Florida is currently experiencing the biggest spike in Covid cases.  Particularly among children.  But Governor Ron DeSantis has been plenty busy... blaming Biden for the Covid surge on weak border security.  He "doesn't wanna hear a blip about Covid until the border is secure."

Kind of like blaming alcoholism on medical marijuana legalization.

DeSantis sports the latest in mask fashion.  The traditional light turquoise chin diaper.


Fuck Ron

Fuck Ron DeSantis pain
He’ll masturbate with the meats
Take you to Arby’s he’s a horsey beef man
Run for President instead
Stormy Daniels is his porn star friend
“White trash wife is a queen!”
“Go get the papers, papers of ethical reams!”
Good fellas are guys wiser
He’s the Orange Prolapse we must defend


At Dawn
My Morning Jacket

At dawn they ride again
They'll haul you out to the streets
They'll burn your papers and your empty trash cans
Beat this thought into your head
Singin' over and over again
"All your life is obscene!"
"Forget the papers, forget your musical dreams!"
But that's when my knife rises
Their life ends and my life starts again


My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17 Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC

Mason's favorite band.   I must say, she got me hooked.  Definitely in my Top 10.

Please do not share this material with Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL).

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