Nashville conservative talk radio host Phil Valentine just passed away from Covid-related pneumonia.
His demise came one month after he announced that he tested positive for Covid. On his program, Valentine often downplayed the importance of getting the vaccine. Repeatedly saying that his personal odds of dying from Covid-19 was "probably way less than one percent."
Good thing he wasn't a bookie in Casino. Joe Pesci woulda beat da shit outta him.
My Covid Valentine
sonofsaf
My Covid Valentine
Rush Limbaugh Valentine
All of the while with no heart
Your schtick’s fucked up and all
Conspiratorial
You choose your issues a la carte
We think that you were a geek
Right winger a total freak
The info that you would leak
You’re not smart
But don't put a scare in me
Not truth or dare for me
Pray Covid Valentine pray
You drove down Corona Way
We think that you were a geek
Right winger a total freak
The info that you would leak
You’re not smart
But don't put a scare in me
Not truth or dare for me
Pray Covid Valentine pray
You drove down Corona Way
My Funny Valentine
Frank Sinatra
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is Valentines day
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is Valentines day
Frank Sinatra? Never saw him perform. But I do know a guy who looks better than Sinatra.
Phil Valentine? Never listened to him. Never even heard of him.
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