Rest assured, as long as Trump continues to dismiss the big lie (which he will do until he dies), I will continue to write material which exposes the big lie. Well at least until I git to #100.
Regardless, I was checking out the latest 2024 presidential election odds. Pretty much what you'd expect. Although I must say, Mike Pompeo seems like a pretty enticing wager at +5000. He has that George Bush Sr. styled resume. But way more ambitious and power hungry. At 57 years old and with a taste for DC, I doubt he'd be content to simply head back to the bible belt and run for statewide office. You know, be seen traipsing through rural Kansas, but at the same time, skillfully avoiding the Westboro Baptist Church in Topkea. Sigh.
2024 Election Odds
| Candidate (Party) | Odds |
|---|
| Joe Biden (Dem) | +333 | |
| Kamala Harris (Dem) | +450 | |
| Donald Trump Sr (GOP) | +650 | |
| Ron DeSantis (GOP) | +1000 | |
| Nikki Haley (GOP) | +1200 | |
| Mike Pence (GOP) | +2500 | |
| Tucker Carlson (GOP) | +2800 | |
| Dwayne Johnson (TBD) | +3300 | |
| Elizabeth Warren (Dem) | +3300 | |
| Pete Buttigieg (Dem) | +3300 | |
| Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Dem) | +4000 | |
| Beto O’Rourke (Dem) | +4000 | |
| Ted Cruz (GOP) | +4000 | |
| Amy Klobuchar (Dem) | +5000 | |
| Candace Owens (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Donald Trump Jr (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Ivanka Trump (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Josh Hawley (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Marco Rubio (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Michelle Obama (Dem) | +5000 | |
| Mike Pompeo (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Tom Cotton (GOP) | +5000 | |
| Andrew Yang (Dem) | +6600 | |
| Kanye West (GOP) | +6600 |
Kinda surprised they didn't include Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD). I'm virtually certain she'll run. But she's more likely gonna pull a Kamala. You know... join the debate stage, get some shots in, and then purposely fade while discreetly seeking out the VP spot on the Republican ticket.
Seriously though, when it comes to Mike Pompeo, I like him as a viable dark horse. Not only has he successfully distanced himself the Orange Prolapse, but the majority of Republican voters will probably be looking for a more establishment candidate after the Trump coup investigations finally conclude. Which I suspect will be conveniently sandwiched between the 2022 primary > 2022 general. Though mostly during the latter stretch so as not to disrupt any support for far-right Republican extremist candidates. If I'm Pelosi, I want to see the Republicunts nominate as many sycophantic Trumpy douchebags is as humanly possible. Push the party to the fringe. Then, take those orange clown subsidiaries down, along with all that investigatory momentum, straight into the general.
So welcome to #40. Maybe for Number 41 I'll try a Dave Matthews song (#41 is one of my favorite DMB tunes). Although I gotta equivocate. His song's aren't lyrically well-suited for parodies. But I might give it a shot. Depends on my mood.
It’s The Big Lie
sonofsaf
Trump lost the race
Democracy too
A big disgrace
America too
You’ll drink until you die
And never smoke the kind
Stormy it wasn’t rape
And porno’s not a crime
You’re under his spell
On Donald’s team
His life’s regrettable
He made the border mean
Not elected it’s the big lie
Democrats pray for him to die
More hocus pocus
Cyber Ninja flair
He’ll always screw you
He just doesn't care
He took a ride on Air Force One taxpayer groove
His fearless ball sack’s fake and just about to spooge
You’re under his spell
On Donald’s team
His life’s regrettable
He made the border mean
Not elected it’s the big lie
Democrats pray for him to die
It’s the big lie, don’t ask why
It’s not fair, don’t you care
There's nothing you can do but eat shit
Should keep you on your toes
The fire and fury he has wrought
He is reaching new lows
You’re under his spell
On Donald’s team
His life’s regrettable
He's made the border mean
Not elected it’s the big lie
Democrats pray for him to die
Rejected. Dejected. It’s the big lie
Electric Eye
Judas Priest
Up here in space
I'm looking down on you
My lasers trace
Everything you do
You think you've private lives
Think nothing of the kind
There is no true escape
I'm watching all the time
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye
Always in focus
You can't feel my stare
I zoom into you
You don't know I'm there
I take a pride in probing all your secret moves
My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye
Electric eye, in the sky
Feel my stare, always there
There's nothing you can do about it
Develop and expose
I feed upon your every thought
And so my power grows
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye
Protected. Detective. Electric eye.
The Big Lie 100: (#40)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
Through the eyes of a teenager who got hooked on metal in the mid 80's, this was one of the most mesmerizing videos I'd ever witnessed. At the time, the raw authenticity blew my mind. Still does.
Since 1980, Judas Priest has come to the Burgh a total of 14 times. They're coming to Youngstown next month on September 17. I intend to attend.
Judas Priest:
8-24-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (OzzFest)
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.
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