I am officially proposing a hip, new social media trend. Hopefully it goes viral. Herewith, whenever anyone mentions Ivanka Trump, she shall be formally referred to as Ivankunt Dump. Or my preferred pet nickname "Cunt-Dump."
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| Creepy yet voluntary I suppose. |
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| Lap dancin' and Orange Prolapsin' ! |
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| Ivanka circa '96. Heroin chic with a dash of Paris Hilton. |
sonofsaf
Lady Ivanka, curtains made of meat
Will you ever please concede your dad’s defeat?
It ain’t that funny how you won’t repent
Do you think your daddy did what he meant?
Friday night you fight for the pro-life case
Sunday Donald Junior shoots a gun
Monday's wild insurrection's a disgrace
Orange Prolapse cum
Lady Ivanka, Stormy has a chest
Will you fucking please concede your daddy ain't the best
Orange Prolapse cum
Lady Ivanka tellin’ lies instead
Listen to the fake news sayin’ Trump inbred
Tuesday afternoon you are defending
Wednesday morning labor ain’t so fun
Thursday night you gotta see what’s trending
Orange Prolapse cum
Lady Ivanka, curtains made of meat
Will you fucking please concede* daddy's defeat?
Lady Madonna
The Beatles
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who finds the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was Heaven sent?
Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like a nun
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace
See how they run
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast
Wonders how you manage to feed the rest?
See how they run
Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head
Tuesday afternoon is never ending
Wednesday morning papers didn't come
Thursday night your stockings needed mending
See how they run
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
* - for maximum impact, place the emphasis on the initial "cunt part" of the word "concede."
Paul McCartney:
2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH
8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with Ivanka Trump.
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