#604. Jackson

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson has contracted Covid.  Not once but twice.  

And he's still refusing to take the vaccine, mostly citing privacy concerns.  Thus putting his own team at a greater risk of loss via an outbreak and potential forfeit.  Just an aside.  As far as NFL quarterbacks go, his average yearly salary is a mere pittance (2.3 million).  Maybe he feels a bit slighted by his team... and the league in general.

 

Jackson
sonofsaf

He was runnin’ up a fever, got Covid two times no doubt,
Want no vaccine for Jackson
Because he starts to whine and pout.
China virus Jackson, a Balti-moron clown,
Yeah, he’s Lamar Jackson,
What a Jackson clown.

Gimme that first down Jackson; don’t matter about your wealth.
Don’t take the shot you’re makin’ a stand, take a big stand for your health,
Yeah, Lamar Jackson; has dreadlocked hair!

Money, worth millions Lamar Jackson.

Corona scare.

When he’s feelin’ fuckin’ shitty, Ravens are the purple Browns. (Yeah!)
All the vaccines gonna be free, each of them’s a prick and how,
China virus Jackson, could be a Murder She Wrote.
'Cause China virus Jackson.

"Goodbye, " on a bad note.


They all laugh at Lamar Jackson, he’s losin’ all his playoff games instead.
Gets sacked and goes down with some ground and pound,
Ain’t got a cock between his legs,
Yeah, Lamar Jackson, he’s takin’ a stand.
And I'll be hatin’ on Jackson, just a flash in the pan.

Well now, he was runnin’ up a fever, got Covid two times no doubt,
Want no vaccine for Jackson, because he starts to whine and pout
Yeah, he’s Lamar Jackson, and he’s an ass.
Yeah, China virus Jackson, he is their quarterback.

He was runnin’ up a fever, got Covid two times no doubt,
Want no vaccine for Jackson
Because he starts to whine and pout....

 

Jackson
Johnny Cash

We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson
Ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town.

Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health.
Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,
Yeah, go to Jackson; go comb your hair!

Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson.

See if I care.

When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loosen my coat.
'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson.

"Goodbye, " that's all she wrote.

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
Yeah, go to Jackson, you big-talkin' man.
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan.

Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact.
Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back.

Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson
Ever since the fire went out...

 

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