Sunday, August 22, 2021

#639. Orange Clown

Orange clown and orange buffoon are common descriptions of the former ex-President.  

I'm a little bit surprised that "orange dolt" never caught any momentum.  Perhaps I'm being too kind.

The Big Lie 100: (#37)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Sigrid --- Justice League Soundtrack)

#639.  Orange Clown (John Cougar Mellencamp --- Small Town) 



Orange Clown

Well Donald Trump is an orange clown
And he acts like an orange clown
Spreadin’ lies he’s an orange clown
Oh, an Orange Prolapse if you please

’Til the end he’s an orange clown
Father of Barron is an orange clown
Blow job from an orange clown
In politics shit nothin’s for free

Ego inflated an orange clown
Kiss Donald Trump’s ring he is an orange clown
The bad wet dream of an orange clown
Just some bozo Saffy porno for me

But I heard the call of the orange clown
He’s taken a fall he’s an orange clown
His dick is so small the mushroom of an orange clown
Fuckin’ orange clown can’t you see

Now I have no idea why he is such a fat cunt
It must be some kind of an anomaly
Yeah, he’s an elf on a shelf and an orange clown
Republicans only see what they wanna see

Spreadin’ fake news he’s an orange clown
Many think that he is gay
Look at him a red clown
Borderline red he’s an orange clown
Oh, Joe’s callin’ his bluff you’ll see

Well Donald Trump is an orange clown
And Donald Trump’s still an orange clown
He is a mighty orange clown
And in the end you all will fuckin’ see


Small Town
John Cougar Mellencamp

Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probably die in a small town
Oh, those small communities

All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity

Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
Another boring romantic that's me

But I've seen it all in a small town
Had myself a ball in a small town
Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town
Now she's small town just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and that's good enough for me

Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And that's probably where they'll bury me

Always despised this song.  Just seems so "effortlessly numbskull, faux-patriotic."

John Mellencamp:

7-3-02, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-21-02, Post Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown (Farm Aid) 

7-5-05, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

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