#568. Kevin McCarthy Wanted Brian Banks

Just when you think it can't get any worse, Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is threatening to beat Nancy Pelosi with a wooden gavel.  Sounds about right.  Orange Prolapse sycophant, California pseudo poli-stud wants to inflict physical pain upon an 81 year old woman.  Yep, sounds 'bout right.

Has a certain Mike Pence-ish feel to it, eh?  Hang Mike Pence!  Beat Pelosi!

McCarthy was upset because Nancy Pelosi dismissed 2 of his 5 selections for the 1-6 Congressional investigation.  Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Jim Banks (R-IN).  So he predictably pulled all 5 of them.  Wow!  What a brilliant political strategist.

Democrats should start "accidentally" referring to this bozo as Joseph McCarthy.  On second thought, he'd probably use the disparaging context to raise money.

 

Kevin McCarthy Appointed Jim Banks
sonofsaf

YOU LEADING FUCK
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE WANTED A SPRAY ON TAN
YOU WORSHIP THE ORANGE PROLAPSE OF ANOTHER
YOU FUCKED WITH STORMY DANIELS, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

THE MINORITY’S DOUCHEBAGGING
YOU PLAY THE CRITICAL RACE CARD
YOU SPEND CASH ON THAT FAKE ORANGE HAIR
YOUR BALD EAGLE ENCORED WITH A WITCHY WOMAN

KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS

 

I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
Anal Cunt

YOU FUCKING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POET'S SPERM

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I went to A.C. about 20 years ago (bachelor trip for Hostile Golfer).  Good time but I wouldn't recommend it as a celebratory destination.  Never seen the true A.C. (Anal Cunt).  They've been to Pittsburgh 8 times.  Mostly renegade clubs and such.  They once played in downtown Wheeling way back in the day.  I think at the Down Under or the gay bar up the street.

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