#628. Fuck Senator Rick Scott

Florida U.S. Senator Rick Scott is back in the news.  After 4 years of placating and tolerating the daily, erratic behavior of Trump, the Florida Senator is now invoking the 25th Amendment and calling for the removal of President Joe Biden over the flawed Afghanistan withdrawal.

 

Of course, he doesn't really mean it.  Scott just wants to appear a little "extra-Trumpy" for the rabid Mar-A-Lago/Tropicana base.  I'm gonna go out on a limb here.  Considering the Senator's inner Sunshine State proximity to Trump, perhaps he's truly contemplating the physical act of ATM.  Lemme cut to the chase.  Scott wants to be the first sitting U.S. Senator to physically kiss the ring of the Orange Prolapse.  You heard it here first.  Great Scott!  

Now plenty have come close.  Cruz, Hawley, Cotton, Rubio, Graham... but I don't think any of them have been successful.  Hmm, on second thought, uh, Lindsey G...   

 

#147.  Big Scott (Big Shot - Billy Joel)

#148.  Scott In The City (Hot In The City - Billy Idol)

 In retrospect, the title to the above song should have been "Scott Is So Shitty."

#149.  Rick Scott Hurrah (I Fought The Law - Grateful Dead)

#151.  I'm A Little Rick Scott (I'm A Little Teapot - unknown)

#344.  Mopy Rick (Moby Dick - Led Zeppelin)

#628.  Fuck Senator Rick Scott (Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar)

 

 

Fuck Senator Rick Scott
sonofsaf

Well you're a rich white bully who inflicts misery
With sagging private parts we don’t wanna see
Judgment day, looking forward to it
Fire the nukes, the earth you’ll screw it

Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Why don't you fuck Senator Tim Scott
Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Asshole okay

You're a piece of shit, come on
You got no hair
Bald is the way, pubic scare
Trump’s a clown, causes the pain
The Orange Prolapse left a massive stain

Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Why don't you fuck Senator Tim Scott
Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Asshole okay

Well you're a rich white bully who inflicts misery
With sagging private parts we don’t wanna see
Hardcore smell around your crotch we refuse to embrace
Hot and sticky you are a fucking disgrace

Fuck Senator Rick Scott
C'mon, Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Asshole okay

Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Why don't you fuck Senator Rick Scott
Fuck Senator Rick Scott
Asshole okay

 

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Pat Benatar

Well you're the real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Put up you dukes, let's get down to it

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

You come on with it, come on
You don't fight fair
But that's okay, see if I care
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I get right back on my feet again

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

Well you're the real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit me with your best shot
C'mon, hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

My former boss's girlfriend "Teen Wolf" (4 decade age discrepancy) used to sing this song at karaoke.  And then she'd consistently finish off her two set gig with the B-52's Loveshack.  Her voice wasn't entirely atrocious.  But the stagecraft and "rocking gesticulations" would always get on my nerves.

So Saf, what's your favorite Pat Benatar song?  Probably gotta go with "We Belong."

Since way back in 1979, Pat Benatar has made 12 appearances in Pittsburgh.  Her most recent show was 5 years ago at Heinz Hall in the summer of 2016.  Never seen her.  Although I almost certainly scalped a few of her concerts at Star Lake during the mid 90's. 

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