#629. Fuck Senator Tim Scott

Since I wrote a parody about Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), I thought I might as well go back to back with Senator Tim Scott (R-SC).  You know what they say... Baby got back, maybe game cock.

 

E-gad!  House Boy Homey w/ the Ginger Bread Fuhrer.

#615.  I Tim Scott (I Robot --- Alan Parsons Project)

#348.  Calling Him Oreo (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#338.  KKK Tim (Runaway Jim --- Phish)

#629.  Fuck Senator Tim Scott (Hit Me With Your Best Shot --- Pat Benatar)

Fuck Senator Tim Scott
sonofsaf

Well you're a thick black monkey with a hard BBC
You got a plate of grits ‘dem are hominy*
Voters say, you choose it or lose it
Don’t be a spook, respect John Lewis

Fuck Senator Tim Scott
Why don't you fuck Senator Tim Scott?
Fuck Senator Tim Scott
He might be gay

So cum on white tits, cum on
A load right there
Yo he's not gay, fake news to share
Trump’s a clown, ginger deranged
You gotta admit that he’s insane

Fuck Senator Tim Scott
Why don't you fuck Senator Tim Scott?
Fuck Senator Tim Scott
He might be gay

Well you're a thick black monkey with a hard BBC
You got a plate of grits ‘dem are hominy*
Before you chug another scotch in this liquor race
Prove you ain’t a nigger, cuttin’ to the chase

Fuck Senator Tim Scott
C’mon, fuck Senator Tim Scott?
Fuck Senator Tim Scott
He might be gay

Fuck Senator Tim Scott
Why don't you fuck Senator Tim Scott?
Fuck Senator Tim Scott
He might be gay

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Pat Benatar

Well you're the real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Put up you dukes, let's get down to it

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

You come on with it, come on
You don't fight fair
But that's okay, see if I care
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I get right back on my feet again

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

Well you're the real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit me with your best shot
C'mon, hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

A superior movie scene from the early '90's.

Never got to see Pat Benatar live in concert.  Talkin' 'bout a heartbreaker.

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