Thursday, August 19, 2021

#631. Tommy Would You Fuck Me?

Root for Tommy!  He was a college football head coach!  And he's a born again Southern Christian.  He loves to pray.  And God wanted his side to win!  Except when he lost.  You see, Tommy T. loves victory.  Tommy Tuberville loves freedom.  Even if he's in jail!  And ya wanna know who loves freedom too?  The Orange Prolapse!  They also both love guns.  Even though Trump has never owned a gun.  But hey, Tommy T. has a gun!  Even when 20,000 American citizens are killed each year as a result of gun violence.  Guns are still great!

See?  How hard is that?  (A Trumpian explanation for unfettered 2nd Amendment rights)

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Like I was saying, these two bozos need your money.

 


This begs the question... are American citizens really this stupid?  The answer is... regrettably yes.  Somewhere around 35%.  It's roughly the same number of people who think that Jesus Christ died for their sins.  In all honesty, when people say that shit, I can't even configure what planet they're on.



 

Tommy Would You Fuck Me
sonofsaf

Tommy would you fuck me?
Would you fuck me for you?
Tommy would you screw me?
Would you suck my dick too?
Ooooh Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy

Tommy would you fuck me?
Would you fuck me for you?
Tommy would you screw me?
Would you suck my dick too?
Ooooh Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy

Tommy would you fuck me?
Would you fuck me for you?
Tommy would you screw me?
Would you suck my dick too?
Ooooh Tommy

Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy

Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy


Tommy Can You Hear Me
The Who

Tommy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Tommy can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooooh Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy

Tommy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Tommy can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooooh Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy

Tommy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Tommy can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Ooooh Tommy

Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy

Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy


Admittedly, one of my lamer parody efforts.  

We scored free comp tickets to Modest Mouse last night at Stage AE.  But someone didn't have their "vaccine passport" and ID.  So we were denied entrance.  Damn!  And people thought the whole "purse issue" was a big deal.  I only mention it because my precise geo-location was nearly identical to The Who at Three Rivers Stadium back in 1989.  Let's just say, that over the last 30 years, concert-going and "the way of things" (security, paperless tickets, tailgating, etc.) has changed markedly.  I suspect this intrusive trend will continue to escalate.  As in... "prove who you are and show us your papers."  Trust me, there's no going back.  

If you're searching for the latest venue entrance requirements, critical path, management vector, whatever... just wait and see what the NFL does.  They'll be the ones who set the standard.  The federal government is all over the place.  State, county, and city governments are even worse.


The Who:

7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH

11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with United States Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL).


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