Saturday, August 07, 2021

#585. Conor Is A Little Lamb

So who's better?  Conor or Conner?

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Spoiler alert.  This question doesn't really have a correct answer.  Both of them trend pleasantly mediocre.  But I do know one thing.  If Representative Lamb shows up at Heinz Field wearing a personalized "Conor #30" jersey, I'm gonna spontaneously throw up on the statue of Art Rooney.



 

Conor Is A Little Lamb
sonofsaf

Conor is a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Conor is a little lamb
He’s so pale white you know


Mary Had A Little Lamb
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Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow


From 1980-1990, Stevie Ray Vaughn and his band Double Trouble showed up in Pittsburgh 15 times.  Impressive.  Never saw him live.  However, in the past, I have chewed Double Bubble gum.  As far as the gum industry goes, I could take it or leave it.  Quickly loses it's flavor.  And then the chewing on that tasteless cardboard flavor gives you a slight headache.

Vaughn died in a helicopter crash while leaving Alpine Valley (a venue I've regrettably never attended). 

Please do not share this material with U.S. Senate candidate Conor Lamb (D-PA).

 

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