Wednesday, August 04, 2021

#573. Don't Lie To Me Jared Kushner

The 2020 election witnessed one of the best ads in the history of politics.  The Lincoln Project released Covita.  A parody of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" from Evita. 

So this begs the question.  Is Jared Kushner the "wormiest" human being of all time?  

Definitely maybe.  Hey he's up there in some elite company.  Consistent with those who've fallen out of favor with the Orange Prolapse.  Judas, Benedict Arnold, perhaps even Jimmy Altieri.  The captain who flipped in the first season of The Sopranos.  Fuckin' scumbag.


Don’t Lie To Me Jared Kushner

Don’t lie to me Jared Kushner
A Jew is
One who will screw you
Ignores the Christian ways
Converts Ivanka
I'm the Orange Prolapse
It's my existence


Don’t Cry for me Argentina
Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is
I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Don’t Cry For Me White House Staffers
The Lincoln Project

Don’t cry for me White House staffers
The truth is
I will infect you
All through my tweeting
My mad existence
I broke my promise
Don't Cry For Me Secret Service
The Lincoln Project
Don’t cry for me Secret Service
Though Covid
just might well kill you
While on my joyride
I spread the virus
I broke my promise
Won’t keep my distance


Please do not share this information with Jared Kushner and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

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