Wednesday, August 04, 2021

#575. Cuomo! Cuomo! Cuomo!

When the frat boys in the movie Animal House faced almost certain expulsion... instead of cowering and pleading for mercy, they "leaned into" their troubles and threw a Toga party.


That was 1978.  Now in 2021, New York Governor Andrew "Handsy Andy" Cuomo should consider following a similar path.

He's made it clear that he's gonna dig in for the long haul.  And that's despite all the Democratic heavy hitters saying he should resign asap.  I'm talkin' Schumer, Gillibrand, Biden, and even Nancy Pelosi.  Hell, who's gonna weigh in next?  Rumor has it that Bill Clinton and Monica Lewisnky are considering cuttting an attack ad.

From here on out, whenever anyone mentions Governor Cuomo and the sexual harassment accusations (from 11 different women), may I suggest replicating the infamous "TOGA" chant.

Cuomo! Cuomo! Cuomo!

Toga! Toga! Toga!
excerpt from the movie Animal House

Please do not share this material with Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-NY).


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