My second stab at parodying REM's smash hit "Stand." A couple months ago, I released "Rand." A relatively damning indictment of Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.
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Lamb
sonofsaf
Lamb has a leg he can give (Ass and Dork)
All of that ambition, Conor’s so full of shit
Lamb has a small ass can’t twerk (Stormy’s chest)
Really is a lifeless ‘sum bitch anyway senatorial
Hayley is a ho, Conor’s a whore.
He isn’t funny didn’t fight in a war
This man’s gonna lose to John Fetterman
’Cause Fetterman’s gonna beat Lamb
Lamb looks like a garden gnome (ass and dork)
God bless this great nation; stand up if you’re able
Lamb because he’s not a jerk (Stormy’s chest)
Thinks he’s kinda smart not that dumb - ain’t much of a non-kosher treat
Donald Trump’s a goon, Orange Prolapse clown
So goes the rumor his syndrome is down
His soul is bereft, there is no doubt
People they heckle he’s losing clout
Lamb in the garden of gnomes (asshole’s sore)
Dick’s for masturbation - they’re aren’t any others
Lamb is great if you should munch (Stormy’s chest)
How about we all get fucked up - Schumer’s the shit, do as your told
Now meat is your din but it’s not ground round
Drinking a cold one, chug it on down
Now pee, the urine, the golden liquid
The piss is there
Oh, Lamb (Lamb!)
Ass and dork
All of that ambition - Conor’s so full of shit
Lamb (Lamb!)
Stormy’s chest
Really is a lifeless ‘sum bitch anyway senator
Lamb has a leg he can give (he’s on tour)
Filibuster sickens, he’s a political flunkie (red meat!)
Lamb is an ass and a dork (you’ve confessed)
This election’s completely messed - that shank is a non-kosher treat
Lamb cannot shoot below par
Lamb white race in a golf car
Lamb cannot shoot below par
Lamb white race in a golf car
Oh, Lamb!
Spam
Weird Al Yankovic
Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all
If you're running low, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is going to open the can
The can is there to hold in the Spam
Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection; are there different flavors?
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration- better read the label
Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold
Now once you start in you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the Spam in
Oh, Spam (Spam!)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it
Spam (spam!)
It's the best
Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car
Spam anyplace that you are
Spam in the back of my car
Spam anyplace that you are
Oh, Spam!
I've never seen Weird Al Yankovic live in concert. Since 1985, he has played the Burgh a grand total of 14 times. He played the Superbowl of Country Music a/k/a Jamboree in the Hills back in 2000. I watched most of the live broadcast on WTOV9. Not surprisingly, the redneck crowd greeted the most prolific musical comedian of our time... with a steady stream of boos.
Please do not share this material with Conor Lamb (D-PA) and/or Weird Al Yankovic.
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