#612. Glen Allen Youngkin

Virginia political novice, Republican Governor candidate Glen Allen Youngkin is likely having a few misgivings.  

Youngkin previously clung to the "coat tails" of the Orange Prolapse but never wanted the traditional fundraiser photo-op.  Can't say I blame him.  Trump may have been of minimal assistance in Virginia's "sketchy, non-voter" primary.  But the general election is an entirely different animal.   

Former Secretary of Weight Mike Pompeo, as he explores his own bid for the Presidency, will be hosting a fundraiser for Youngkin next month.  And Nikki Haley's been campaigning with Youngkin as well.  Looks like Youngcunt is trying to distance himself from the dumbshit wing of his party.  You know, the people with all the ongoing legal troubles (Trump, Giuliani, My Pillow Fuck, Cyber Shih Tzus, Proud Boys in federal lockup, rural KKK remnants, etc.).  Hey, gotta pivot.  Stock in TTE (Trump Train Express) keeps hitting new lows.

By the time the 2022 election rolls around, I suspect Youngkin will have completely distanced himself from Trump.  But at the same time, he'll still be leaning heavily into all of the customary Fox News blather about socialism/communism.  And of course the customary talking points (critical race theory, liberal elitism, reckless deficit spending, mass inflation, rampant crime, Covid-infected illegal immigrants).

It's Virginia.  It'll be tight.  But my money's on his opponent Terry McCauliffe (D).

Of course, then there's this...

Already setting the stage for 2022 election fraud claims.  As if there was ever a doubt he'd have second thoughts.

What if Trump goes off the rails and interjects himself into the race without Youngkin's tacit approval?  And just schedules one of his "circus tent/retard rallies"... just to fuck with Youngkin's dismissiveness?  Or maybe starts hurling insults, or even empty praise, based on whether he thinks he'll win or lose.  Trump major objective is to just make as much noise as is humanly possible.  Entirely for the purpose of being perceived as the ultimate political kingmaker.  Why does he do this?  Well, there are multiple explanations.  The answer is insanely obvious yet very rarely spoken of... nobody ever really loved him.

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