sonofsaf: #559. Big Lies

Sunday, August 01, 2021

#559. Big Lies

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse. Many of them reference the big lie. But not directly in the title. So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase. I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes. Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

During the 2020 election cycle, I created this flyer which got some favorable reviews.

#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548. Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)

#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

#553. Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

Big Lies
sonofsaf

He’s the orangest orangest clown that you’ll ever see
Trump pissed all over our humanity
Preaching apocalyptic doom
Predicting ‘Merica’s fall
MSNBC says he tells
The biggest lies of all

I tell big lies
I tell big lies
They're dangerous lies
And treasonous lies
And he tells big lies
And she tells big lies
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

And the lies he tells denouncing
His shit is full of bull
And Stormy Daniels never came again
She knows that he’s a sack of shit
She said he was a liar
Everybody says that his
Great lies inspire

He tells big lies
Oh he tells big lies
And they're such big lies
Ugly big lies
And he tells big lies
And she tells big lies
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

With lies there is less clarity
Sometimes under duress
Trump’s dick you cannot measure
As he tit-fucked Stormy’s chest
The lies he tells denouncing
Are bereft and impolite
He is a thief and his big lies
Are on Fox News tonight

Trump tells big lies
Trump tells big lies
Trump tells big lies
He tells big lies
She tells big lies
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

And I’m just itching my balls and my scrotum
Donald Trump Junior is his son
Filet ‘O Fish, fries, Big Macs
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

(Trump fucker)
(Trump fucker)

Big Balls
AC/DC

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And their fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Fancy big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)