Remember when the conservative media, fueled by conspiracy mongers, floated the narrative that the majority of the January 6th insurrectionists were actually Antifa and Black Lives Matter protesters in disguise? Yeah! They all put on "white face" (and white skin), threw on MAGA ball caps, and waved Trump flags.
Well, I'm floating a similar, alternative theory. It's concerning the upcoming Justice for J6 rally to be held at the U.S. Capitol. Set for high noon on September 18, 2021... it will surely be both huge and wild. Sponsored by Look Ahead America.
What most people don't realize is that this will be the largest gathering of homosexuals on the planet earth. Justice for J6 is actually "code-speak" for Just Ass for Gay Dicks. At least that's what my people are saying. #JustAssForGayDicks
Remember K-Pop, the mischievous TikTokker pranksters who flooded Trump's 2020 Tulsa, OK rally with phony attendees? The Orange Prolapse thought a million people were coming. And an overflow crowd the likes of which no one has ever been seen.
Uh, it turned out to be a little under 6,000 in a 20,000 seat arena.
The Orange Prolapse: dejected, exposed, and humiliated. |
Well, let's shoot for a repeat. Feel free to give the organizers a ring and thank them for their undeterred support of the homosexual lifestyle. Shoot 'em an email: info@lookaheadamerica.org. Or give 'em a ring at 202-670-5553. Or better yet, fill out the form on their website and get involved. Submit! Both literally and physically. Explain how you wish to be a volunteer and distribute pro-gay propaganda. Describe any of your special skills in detail (dildo insertion, dirty talk, ATM, etc.).
Matt Braynard is the Executive Director for this project. But he prefers to be known as "Fat Gay-Tard."
Everybody Blows
sonofsaf
Everybody blows all the fags cum loaded
Everybody wants their damn salad tossed
Everybody blows when they bend over
Everybody blows about the cost
Everybody blows and gets deep sixed
A whore’s a whore, a bitch a bitch
The seeds you sow
Everybody blows
Everybody blows for what they are seeking
Everybody blows until we have died
Everybody’s from the town of Wheeling
Like to talk about the Trump big lie
Everybody is saying just fuck it
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
Keeps you on your toes
Everybody blows
Everybody blows and says call me maybe (Eric Rae Jepson)
Everybody blows Jared Kushner too
Everybody blows the head is hateful
Oh, shake and bake the chicken too
Everybody blows and smokes the meats
But there were so many Trumpers who just hate defeat
You’ve been exposed
Everybody blows
Everybody blows, everybody blows
The seeds you sow
Everybody blows
Everybody blows, everybody blows
The seeds you sow
Everybody blows
And everybody blows a dick ’til whenever
Everybody blows and Kushner’s a Jew
And everybody blows the ties you will sever
When you cum they say fuck you
Everybody blows even Tom Cotton
Bought and sold by fucking Broughton
Get down Jimmy and row
And everybody blows
And everybody blows when Donald Trump’s cumming
Everybody blows and smells the passed gas
Everybody blows preferably by a woman
On her hands and knees you’re god damn fucking last
Everybody blows you up with lead
Your hero is an Orange Prolapse instead
He’ll reach new lows
‘Cause everybody blows
And everybody blows you on the double
Everybody blows and says fuck you
From the orangest house of the presidency
Jared Kushner’s still a jew
Everybody blows right from the start
Ivanka Trump’s asshole it will part
And now you know
Everybody blows
Everybody Knows
Justice League
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died
Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long-stem rose
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Oh, give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
When you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still picking cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows
And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows
And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
Everybody knows
Content driven, I'm including this song in the Big Lie series.
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#596. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)#636. Everybody Blows (Sigrid --- Justice League Soundtrack)
Never saw the movie. Nobody knows... until now I suppose.
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