#618. Grand Paul Wizard

True or False?  Rand Paul would sell out his own wife even faster than Ted Cruz could lay blame upon his tween daughters for that emergency vacation to Cancun.

Rand comes clean... and admits to his wife purchasing stock in Remdesivir ahead of the Covid pandemic. 

I hope the SEC destroys him... like the equivalent of Alabama vs. Vanderbilt.  Securities & Exchange Commission of course.

 

 

Grand Paul Wizard
sonofsaf

God-damnit he wants to destroy
Our country he’s Rand Paul
Doesn’t love Americans
He might not have two balls
Spreadin’ Corona in the gyms
And wants to build a wall
That Senator schmuck fuck
Sure is an ass Rand Paul

His Rand name is taboo
Shits in an outdoor latrine
Cheating all the voters
Confidence is mean
Stop the steal suspicion
Joe Biden lost it all
That Senator schmuck fuck
Sure is an ass Rand Paul

He's the Grand Paul Wizard
His hair’s slicked with so much shit
The Grand Paul Wizard
Loves the Orange Prolapse fist

Why do you think Trump is shit?  He won’t blow.
Is there morning wood?

Illegal transactions
That Palin’s ringin’ those bells
No competence attraction
Mind is not that well
Neighbor beat him today
Gone to the hospital
That Senator schmuck fuck
Sure is an ass Rand Paul

He is a twat
Kissin’ Orange Prolapse ring
But Trump demanded
The grand Paul clown be him

Intercourse he’s not that able
Wife says get some rest
Loves the seven deadly sins
Wants to feel Stormy’s chest
He's a super far right winger
So fucked up that is all
That Senator schmuck fuck
Sure is an ass Rand Paul

 

Pinball Wizard
The Who

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There has got to be a twist
A pinball wizard's
Got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it? I don't know
What makes him so good?

Ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzzers and bells
Don't see no lights a-flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball 

Favorite song by The Who?  Probably a three-way tie.  Bargain, Eminence Front, & Won't Get Fooled Again.

The Who:

7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH

11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with United States Senator Rand Paul (R-KY... jelly).  Just for the record, KY Jelly is the secret ingredient in that "sculpted-do" of his.  Fuckin' greaseball ya!