#560. Trump Is Shit

Plenty of Trump "poop emojis" on the interwebs.  Butt the superior embodiment of "real-world" "Trump shit" is easily replicable.  May I suggest a call to action.  From this day forth, every patriotic canine owner embrace should refuse to clean up their dog's shit.  Instead, summon a little inspiration. 

For the excrement of large dogs, use a half chopstick.  A toothpick for those smaller pocket rat-styled dogs.

 

Trump Is Shit
sonofsaf

He is concealing that he’s bald and grey it’s one big con
He is a fraud and not relig, he botched, and cannot learn
He throws a fit just like a fag and doesn’t even care
He is a fraud and not relig.

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire

He is concealing that he’s bald and grey it’s one big con
He is a fraud and not relig, he botched, and cannot learn
He throws a fit just like a fag and doesn’t even care
He is a fraud and not relig.

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire

He took a heavy load, right in the fucking face
Melania gave birth, Barron’s a big disgrace
He is the Orange Prolapse, Ivanka’s such a bitch
He is an orange fat ass, but not McConnell Mitch

Trump is shit
Trump is shit

He is concealing that he’s bald and grey it’s one big con
He is a fraud and not relig, he botched, and cannot learn
He throws a fit just like a fag and doesn’t even care
He is a fraud and not relig.

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire

He took a heavy load, right in the fucking face
Melania gave birth, Barron’s a big disgrace
He is the Orange Prolapse, Ivanka’s such a bitch
He is an orange fat ass, but not McConnell Mitch

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit, Trump is shit
Billionaire
Trump is shit

 

I Love It
Icona Pop

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it
I don't care

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it
I don't care

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the '70s, but I'm a '90s bitch

I love it
I love it

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care, I love it
I don't care

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the '70s, but I'm a '90s bitch

I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care
I love it

 

 

I've always liked the grocery shopping scene from the Bad Moms movie.  Funny shit.  

Icona Pop has played just one concert in Pittsburgh.  But it was a big one.  They opened for One Direction at Heinz Field in 2015.  I was not in attendance.

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