Sunday, July 11, 2021

#522. Let It Mo

I'm gonna copy and paste the following intro.  Why?  Because the title for these two parodies about U.S. Senate candidate Mo Brooks are identical.  

 

At CPAC last night in Dallas, U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) urged conservatives to “fight for America” like the colonial soldiers who endured a freezing winter at Valley Forge during the American Revolution.

“That’s the kind of sacrifice we have to think about,” he said.

This Senate-aspiring imbecile is doubling down on the Orange Prolapse's "fight narrative"... post-insurrection.

Both songs have wildly different musical styles.  One of them is the feature hit from the Disney Frozen soundtrack (2.5 billion views).  The other, a High'n'Dry rock anthem compliments of the British rock band Def Leppard (a mere 1.8 million views).

Since both songs have the exact same title, if you wish, feel free to change either to "He is Mo."  This will not offend me in the slightest.  But it's my personal opinion that "He is Mo" just lacks that lyrical punch.   Or if you will, panache.  "Let it Mo" sounds more poignant and triumphant.


Mark: 05:57


Let It Mo
sonofsaf

Hot Big Mac, large fries
You got me biggie-sized
Orange Prolapse, from a prism
Builds the wall and needs a fisting
He’s not ready, still news faking
His asshole’s god forsaking
Cinderella, yeah, shake me
And get ready for the big “T”

Suck his cock, yeah
Be a troll, be a
Let it Mo, let it Mo
You gotta suck his cock, cum on
Let it Mo, yeah fuck let it Mo

Orange clown, big con
Came in last, is so wrong
Burger’s cheesy, the big show
Sounds so crass, he’s Brooks Mo
It’s all for me, wanna stay
He’s believin’, he is gay
The orange clown’s a disease
Fuck Ivanka on her hands and knees

Suck his cock, yeah
Be a troll, be a
Let it Mo, let it Mo
You gotta suck his cock, cum on
Let it Mo, yeah fuck let it Mo

Let it Mo
Let it Mo
Let it Mo

Hot Big Mac, large fries
You got me biggie-sized
Orange clown, big con
Came in last, so wrong
Bill Cosby’s pudding, the pudding of blood
Punctured hymen
Obstetrician’s will haunt, they will haunt

Orange clown, big con
He came in last, and was so wrong
It’s a show, he is crass
Very cheesy, total ass
He’s the Mo

No, he’s not ready, still news faking
And his asshole is still shaking
Cinderella, yeah, shake me
And get ready for the big “T”

Suck his cock, suck it
Be a troll, be a
Let it Mo, let it
Suck it, suck his cock
Be a, be a troll
Let it, let it Mo
Let it Mo

Suck his cock, yeah
Be a troll, be a
Let it Mo, let it Mo
You gotta suck his cock, cum on
Be a troll, yeah
Let it Mo

 

Let It Go
Def Leppard

Cool woman, cool eyes, you got me hypnotized
So head down, get a rhythm
Stop your stalling and your bitching
I'm rock steady, I'm still shaking
I'm ready for the taking
So make your move, yeah, make me
And get ready for the big "C"

Let it rock, yeah
Let it roll, let it
Let it go, let it go
You gotta let it rock, come on
Let it roll, yeah just let it go

Slow down, hold on
You're too fast, you're too strong
Take it easy, take it slow
Make it last, don't let go
We're one body, it's one way
You're not leaving, c'mon stay
So get down on your knees
And let me know you're eager to please

Let it rock, yeah
Let it roll, let it
Let it go, let it go
You gotta let it rock, come on
Let it roll, yeah just let it go

Let it go
Let it go
Let it go

Cool woman, cool eyes
You got me hypnotized
Slow down, hold on
You're too fast, too strong
I need a woman, a woman to love
One good woman
And you got what I want, what I want

Slow down, hold on
You're much too fast, you're much too strong
Take it slow, make it last
Take it easy, not too fast
Don't let go

No, I'm rock steady, but still shaking
And I'm ready for the taking
So make your move, yeah make me
And get a-ready for the big "C", yeah

Let it rock, let it
Let it roll, let it
Let it go, let it
Let it, let it rock
Let it, let it roll
Let it, let it go
Let it go

Let it rock, yeah
Let it roll, let it
Let it go, let it go
You gotta let it rock, come on
Let it roll, yeah
Let it go




Def Leppard:

8-6-88, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH

8-12-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-8-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

I remember my brother's musical buddies from Oberlin College crashing at our house one night over the summer of 1988.  Other than their collective inclination for taking repeated walks outside in the evening (obviously smoking grass), one of guys laughed hysterically when I told them I was a big Def Leppard fan.  He was like... "who ever heard of a drummer with only one arm?  That's like a chef without a tongue."

On October 2, 1988, everyone and their grandmother went to see Def Leppard at the Wheeling Civic Center on the wildly popular Hysteria tour.  I missed the concert as I happened to be living in Dayton, OH at the time.

Please do not share this material with Congressman Mo Brooks (R-AL) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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