#506. He's Adam Schiff

Majority House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has put forth her 1-6 commission.  Pretty impressive list of House members.  I'm curious to see who Kevin McCarthy appoints.  My hunch is that he'll refuse to appoint anyone, simply dismissing the entire investigation as a Democrat-inspired, partisan witch hunt.  That would be consistent with the behavior of a coward.  And that, is McCarthy.  His main focus right now is probably trying to come up with talking points about why 1-6 is different from Bengazi.

OR... he'll use the opportunity to appoint an ultra whack-job assortment of imbeciles.  Arrogant extremist shitheads like Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks, Andrew Clyde, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, etc.

A more interesting question is what he'll do if he gets a subpeona ordering him to testify.  Along with the original instigators --- Trumpy Bear, Rudy "trial by combat" Giuliani, Donald Dump Jr. and his freakshow girlfriend Kim Guilfoyle.  My hunch is they'd all initially refuse.  Try to stall for as long as possible.  And then tie it up in the courts.

Breaking News: Guilfoyle's willing to testify.  But only regarding the girth of the Orange Prolapse.  It is this big!

 

He’s Adam Schiff
sonofsaf

If I may speak of the one six commish
Bipartisanship’s very bliss
Pelosi was an eyewitness
Pelosi bliss, Pelosi bliss

Proud Boys are white and filled with rage
History and turning the page
Our congressmen trapped in a cage
Bennie Thompson, Bennie Thompson

Oath Keepers dare you hear their cries
Hatred won’t yield the deep state spies
Contributes to how many die
They’d rather lie, I'd rather try

He’s Adam Schiff and he is thrilled
A flag unfurled, a flag that kills
The many days we search for crime
Prevent attacks, you’ll do the time

The Crystal Ship
The Doors

Before you slip into unconsciousness
I'd like to have another kiss
Another flashing chance at bliss
Another kiss, another kiss

The days are bright and filled with pain
Enclose me in your gentle rain
The time you ran was too insane
We'll meet again, we'll meet again

Oh tell me where your freedom lies
The streets are fields that never die
Deliver me from reasons why
You'd rather cry, I'd rather fly

The crystal ship is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line

The Doors came to the Pittsburgh Civic Arena only twice.  Once when I was -1.  And once when I was 1. (1969 & 1970).  Regrettably, it's the other doors, 3 Doors Down, that has them beat.  They've been here 12 times since 2000.

Please do not share this material with any current members of the 1-6 Congressional Committee: Adam Schiff (D-CA), Zoe Lofgren (D-CA), Pete Aguilar D-CA), Stephanie Murphy (D-FL), Jamie Raskin, (D-MD), Elaine Luria (D-VA), Bennie Thompson (R-MS), and Liz Cheney (R-WY).