Breaking News:
I'm issuing a formal "sing off or get off" challenge to cunt-tree super-star Lee Greenwood.
It's time to put up or shut up.
Here's the deal. My latest parody must immediately replace that Lee Greenwood "God Bless the Bull Shit Hey" crap at all future Orange Prolapse rallies. Now!
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Simply stated, it's time for something new, something different... much like the oft-heralded, telemarketed fruit syrups of the West Virginia Troopers Association.
If you really think about it, the whole nostalgia aspect makes my song a winner. 70’s and 80’s television sitcoms are pure Americana. That shit is the rage. Plus, I'm tackling gender equality, homo-eroticism, and how both subjects relate to the fast food industry… all of it in a patriotic context. This parody doesn't just cover ground. It covers acres of laugh-tracked excrement. People chortling so heartily... that they end up shitting themselves. Just sayin'.
Freedom Day
sonofsaf
What’s wrong with Mr. Furley
Couldn’t get a date
Stanley Roper he knew why
Was so homely
Three’s Company and we don’t care
Somers’ boobies, we all stare
Joyce DeWitt is, very fair
‘Cause we’re all white
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fireworks live
I see you’re friends with Ralph Malph
Ginger had a big mouth
He’s funnier than the shit
‘Cause we’re all white
Got canceled and that’s a shame
The Brady Bunch was very lame
Every show had something to say
Freedom Day
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fireworks live
Henry Winkler you see
The cable and the networks for a fee
The comedies
Are all in place
And that’s what makes for Happy Days
Fonzarelli you see
Ladies from the town of Milwaukee
The comedies
There was no blood
The Cunninghams showed lots of love
Most sitcoms did not show the queers
The studios they had their fears
But the characters still endear
‘Cause we’re all white
LGBTQ’s obscene
The gay activists very lean
The Orange Prolapse is very mean
‘Cause we’re all white
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fireworks live
Taco Bell can give you the shits
Burger King results in an itch
Melania’s still a bitch
And we’re all white
Oh, damn, you’re kinda gay
Time to screw the anal way
What a fuckin’ great parlay, and
We’re all white
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fireworks live
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fireworks live
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Fourth of July
Touch of Grey
Grateful Dead
It must be getting early
Clocks are running late
Paint by numbers morning sky
Looks so phony
Dawn is breaking everywhere
Light a candle, curse the glare
Draw the curtains, I don't care
'Cause it's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
I see you got your list out
Say your piece and get out
Yes, I get the gist of it
But it's alright
Sorry that you feel that way
The only thing there is to say
Every silver lining's got a
Touch of grey
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
It's a lesson to me
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
The ABC's
We all must face
And try to keep a little grace
It's a lesson to me
The Deltas and the East and the Freeze
The ABC's
We all think of
And try to keep a little love
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright
Cows are giving kerosene
The kid can't read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene
But it's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
The shoe is on the hand, it fits
There's really nothing much to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit
'Cause it's alright
Oh, well, a touch of grey
Kind of suits you anyway
That was all I had to say, and
It's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
We will get by
We will get by
We will get by
We will survive
We will get by
We will get by
We will get by
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA *
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
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