Saturday, July 03, 2021

#504. Alvin Bragg

Looks like Alvin Bragg is going to be the new Manhattan District Attorney.  Even though the election's a ways off in the distance, this is a relatively foregone conclusion.  It's NYC and he's a Democrat.

He's the likely predecessor of Cy Vance.  Salute!  Bragg would most likely inherit a pile of Trump investigations.  Hot Damn!

Such a curious name.  As if a human being would actively brag about their affiliation with miniaturized Chipmunks.  Least of all the Alvin character.  That hipster dufus put the nasal in anal.

 


Alvin Bragg
sonofsaf

Oh if Trump had died from the virus Covid
We would have rejoiced a joyous win
Fuck him in the ass deliver by the pound
Let’s git down ‘cause he’s the orange clown

New York City’s Alvin Bragg
New York City’s Alvin Bragg

Alvin’s skin’s very dark, baby, no need to ask why
The cops they’ll be a bleedin’ as you hear the Trumper cries
Let’s start prosecuting, and do what’s right
We’ll talk some shit until the dawn’s early light

New York City’s Alvin Bragg
New York City’s Alvin Bragg

Let's see if others flip we’ll do what we can
Stick him in a prison all he’ll have’s his hand
Sing a song called Git The Skids and Overkill’s shred
Oh, we'll begin to obsess fuck ‘em up instead

New York City’s Alvin Bragg
New York City’s Alvin Bragg


Sleeping Bag
ZZ Top

When it's cold outside and you want to sleep in
Go for a pallet that's nice and thin
Zip it all around while it's on the ground
Spread it out and lay it on down

Slip inside my sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag

You're afraid of the dark, baby, no need to be shy
We'll talk about some lovin' while we look at the sky
Don't be hesitating, it'll be alright
We'll tuck it in until it's clean out of sight

Slip inside my sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag

Let's go out to Egypt 'cause it's in the plan
Sleep beside the pharaohs in the shifting sand
We'll look at some pyramids and check out some heads
Oh, we'll whip out our mattress 'cause there ain't no beds

Slip inside my sleeping bag
Slip inside my sleeping bag



ZZ Top:

4-19-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

Fun fact for ya:  ZZ Top played 3 straight shows at the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh in 1986 (April 9, 10, & 11).  'Twas the venerable Afterburner tour.

Please do not share this material with Alvin Bragg.


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