Saf, it's my understanding that you hate Trump. So concerning your whole 1,000 parodies in a year objective... how come you don't write songs about Donald McDump?
Truth be told, I've composed a slew of parodies regarding the Orange Prolapse. But they were written a couple years ago. All of them featured in the context of my two "off, off" Broadway musicals. Bat Boy Bites Back and Bigfoot Stomps.
But after watching Trump host that press conference at his golf club in Bedminster, NJ (he's suing Facebook & Twitter, Zuckerberg & Dorsey for alleged First Amendment violations), it's time to step back up to the plate. Or in this case, hit the drive thru at McDonald's.
Funny thing. Facebook and Twitter have the ultimate excuse for banning Trump. But they just can't come out and say it. So I will. Social media is afraid that Trump will utilize their platforms to indiscriminately kill and maim innocent human beings.
Ten years ago, during the previous Obama administration, I created a website which explained all this stuff in excruciating detail. But when the shit hit the fan on 1-6, the media just used alternative descriptions and definitions (attempted coup, riot, insurrection, domestic terrorism, etc.).
Hmm, maybe if history repeats itself, they'll finally come around and identify if it for what it really is... an "artificially generated stampede," or worst case scenario, dominipede. My hunch is they'll eventually get it right. But only if it's the latter. Warning: such a delay does not bode well for mankind.
If you weren't aware, acts of terrorism and warfare without conventional weaponry is some really ugly, slime ball shit.
Orange Clown
sonofsaf
He always wanted to be fucking you
He takes it up the ass for d... p. too
You know he licks the bathroom stall
The fake news lied about it all
Orange Clown you’re shitting from your ass
Orange Clown you have disgusting gas
Orange Clown you’ve got an ugly face
Orange Clown you know this is the case
Mike Pence will screw me I cannot depend
His wife’s his mother much to his defense
We’re gonna have to turn the page
The Orange Prolapse is filled with rage
Orange Clown you’re shitting from your ass
Orange Clown you have disgusting gas
Orange Clown you’ve got an ugly face
Orange Clown you know this is the case
Trump is a bozo and a fucking pain
People are praying filled with great disdain
Oh Stormy Daniels didn’t cum
Maybe Trump’s queer with tan so bronze
Orange Clown you’re shitting from your ass
Orange Clown you have disgusting gas
Orange Clown you’ve got an ugly face
Orange Clown you know this is the case
Slow Down
Ozzy Osbourne
I'll never bother keeping up with you
Burning the candle at both ends it's true
You know the writings on the wall
Why do you ride to take a fall
Slow down your moving way to fast
Slow down you know you'll never last
Slow down your haste is making waste
Slow down and join the human race
I tried to tell you time and time again
You know you'll have to pay the consequence
Now your obsessed with such a pace
But slow and steady wins the race
Slow down your moving way to fast
Slow down you know you'll never last
Slow down your haste is making waste
Slow down and join the human race
You seem to run around and round in vain
People are saying that you've gone insane
Tell me just what you're running from
One day you're here and the next you're gone
Slow down you're moving way to fast
Slow down you know you'll never last
Slow down your haste is making waste
Slow down and join the human race
Saf, what's the best Ozzy album?
Gotta go with Bark at the Moon. No filler whatsoever. In direct contrast to his last release "Ordinary Man" --- great title track and video. But then every other song is absolutely abysmal, atrocious, etc. In short, the Ozzman sucketh.
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.
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