Wednesday, July 14, 2021

#531. Piece Of Schlapp

Some of those CNN/MSNBC hosts have a "the absolute worst Republican in the world" closer segment.  So here's a thought.  One of them, preferably Joy Reid, should have a daily award... "Now this Republican, so and so, __________ (enter the name of Orange Prolapse worshiping anal addict), gets the nomination for being the biggest piece of Schlapp."

Sidney Powell, Paul Gosar, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Newt Gingrich, Tucker Carlson, whoever.

"You get the award for being the biggest piece of Schlapp."

I'd also construct some kind of turd trophy.  Maybe a goblet engraved with Schalpp's face, filled with stool, or something to that effect.

Sick fuck crap... Matthew Schlapp, Chairman of the American Conservative Union.


Piece of Schlapp

On his hands and knees
And the fucking rag
Orange Prolapse fell out
He was a piece of Schlapp

He’s got two big boobs
And outstanding loans
Was in Home Alone
He’s a piece of crap

He needs to stick it in
He needs to pull a con
Needs to use more comb
He was a piece of Schlapp

Trump’s dead in the end
With him you can’t defend
Just how could you befriend
He was a piece of Schlapp

He’s kneeling on his knees
Like Colin Kaepernick
He is the orangest clown
The wall’s a fuckin’ Schlapp

Melania’s a whore
With a big ass sore
Her cunt’s rotten to the core
It's a piece of Schlapp


Piece of Crap
Neil Young

Tried to save the trees
Bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap

Neil Young:

8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *

11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *

9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

* - w/ Crazy Horse

Neil Young was inducted into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame back in 1995.  Mason and I zipped up to Cleveland and hit up an MMJ show in the downtown theater district about 5 years ago.  We also went to the museum.  While there, I briefly suggested an idea to the curator... to simply put out an internet request for rock concert ticket stub collections from residents across the 50 states and abroad.  You could catalog 'em, nice and neat, and make one helluva display.  Think about all of those shoe boxes out there filled with unique, tangible evidence of music history?

And yeah, I know, it'd be a pain in the ass to archive all that stuff.  But what the hell?  Let some college interns do it.

Anyhoo, he didn't give a shit.  Mostly disinterested, barely engaging and relatively condescending.  Not quite the person you'd want in a position to impact the history of rock'n'roll.  Fuckin' Cleveland.

Please do not share this material with CPAC Grand Wizard Matt Schlapp and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

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