The Covid "Delta" variant is all the rage these days. You see, Fox News is now warning everyone about how the Democrats have successfully weaponized the variant. Thereby terrifying the public at-large. Scare us into big healthcare spending (socialism). Not only that, but the Dems want to close down restaurants again. If the renewed shut down is successful, overweight Fox News junkies won't be able to stuff their face with General Tso's chicken. Oh, the lockdown humanity.
In other news, Fox Business analysts think it's a good time to short stock in Delta Airlines. Because, well, everyone knows that you stand a more significant chance of contracting the China virus by flying on Delta. Their new corporate motto was leaked... "You fly with us, you die with us."
Delta Con
sonofsaf
Delta con, is that Fox News you got on
It’s all of those evening shows that don’t ask why
LGBT is gay but Q-Anon is here to stay
It makes me wanna hide my eyes and cry
Fauci is scum says Donald Trump and the CDC
All the libs around D.C. think he’s crazy
'Cause Orange Prolapse clown is a fuckface that needs banned
Electing a non virtuous orange haired man
Ransom ware it pays it’s called the Delta con
Ugliest virus some call it a black swan
But the vaccine is for free and that’s no lie
And Donald Trump we hoped that he would die
Delta con, is that Fox News you got on
It’s all of those evening shows that don’t ask why
LGBT is gay but Q-Anon is here to stay
It makes me wanna hide my eyes and cry
Delta con, is that Fox News you got on
It’s all of those evening shows that don’t ask why
LGBT is gay but Q-Anon is here to stay
It makes me wanna hide my eyes and cry
Delta con, is that Fox News you got on
It’s all of those evening shows that don’t ask why
LGBT is gay but Q-Anon is here to stay
It makes me wanna hide my eyes and cry
Delta con, is that Fox News you got on
It’s all of those evening shows that don’t ask why
LGBT is gay but Q-Anon is here to stay
It makes me wanna hide my eyes and cry
Delta Dawn
Tanya Tucker
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her, 'baby'
All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy
'Cause she walks down town with a suitcase in her hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man
In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn
Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
And promised her he'd take her for his bride
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
So have I ever seen Tanya Tucker perform live in concert? Good question. I'm honestly not sure. I imagine at one point or another she has showed up at Jamboree in the Hills in Morristown, Ohio. And I've been to a ton of those Super Bowl Cunt Tree extravaganzas. As an employee and as a drunken imbecile. Sometimes both simultaneously.
Please do not share this material with Tanya Tucker and/or anyone who has contracted the Covid Delta variant.
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