What's up with Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters? My last parody dealt with his vexing affinity for urine and golden showers. And now it's come to my understanding that he has an excrement fetish as well. Perhaps Arizona voters should assign him the nickname "Scat." Has a certain diarrheal panache. Doncha think?
Hopefully, Scat and his wife will teach those boys to demonstrate a modicum of respect for colons and bladders. |
Scat Masters! Holla!
Masters Is Full Of Shit
sonofsaf
Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
The race he’s gonna lose it
The Orange Prolapse will screw it
He fucks his wife, with a small dong
He’ll bite it in Arizona
Voters won’t pick him over
A Democrat, it would be wrong
Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
He needs some money lending
Via mass e-mail sending
Show me the money, all you fucking Jews
Your wife’s a dyke an hated
Spring herpes related
Fuck Stormy’s chest, her tits will do
Sing it
Far right, yeah
Drink pee, yeah
All white, yeah
Fuck me
Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
He’s gay
Yeah
Suck it
Far right, yeah
Drink pee, yeah
All white, yeah
Fuck me
Fuck it for me, Jersey
Masters is full of shit (come on)
Blake Masters is full of shit (louder)
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
Suck it, suck it, suck
Masters is full of shit (louder)
Yeah, Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
A whore, a whore, a whore
Masters is full of shit (what)
Yeah, Masters is full of shit (yeah)
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
We’re Not Gonna Take It
Twisted Sister
We're not gonna take it
Oh no, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
We've got the right to choose it
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song
We'll fight the powers that be just
Don't pick our destiny 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong
We're not gonna take it
Oh no, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
Oh, you're so condescending
Your gall is never ending
We don't want nothin', not a thing from you
Your life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that's your best, your best won't do
Sing it
We're right, yeah
We're free, yeah
We'll fight, yeah
You'll see
We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
No way
Yeah
Sing it
We're right, yeah
We're free, yeah
We'll fight, yeah
You'll see
Sing it for me, Jersey
We're not gonna take it (come on)
No, we ain't gonna take it (louder)
We're not gonna take it anymore
We're not gonna take it
Oh no, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
Sing it, sing it, sing
We're not gonna take it (louder)
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
One more, one more, one more
We're not gonna take it (what)
No, we ain't gonna take it (yeah)
We're not gonna take it anymore
Twisted Sister played the Pittsburgh Civic Arena twice back in the mid 80's. Didn't catch 'em.
However, I do appreciate these two distinct moments in the history of rock'n'roll. Compliments of Dee Snider during a concert in San Bernadino circa 1984.
Mark 10:54 & 11:20 (let the latter run for 20 seconds, great build-up)
Now that, makes me wanna rock.
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