#538. Masters Is Full Of Shit

What's up with Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters?  My last parody dealt with his vexing affinity for urine and golden showers.  And now it's come to my understanding that he has an excrement fetish as well.  Perhaps Arizona voters should assign him the nickname "Scat."  Has a certain diarrheal panache.  Doncha think?  

Hopefully, Scat and his wife will teach those boys to demonstrate a modicum of respect for colons and bladders.

Scat Masters!  Holla!  

Masters Is Full Of Shit
sonofsaf

Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore

The race he’s gonna lose it
The Orange Prolapse will screw it
He fucks his wife, with a small dong

He’ll bite it in Arizona
Voters won’t pick him over
A Democrat, it would be wrong

Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore

He needs some money lending
Via mass e-mail sending
Show me the money, all you fucking Jews

Your wife’s a dyke an hated
Spring herpes related
Fuck Stormy’s chest, her tits will do
Sing it

Far right, yeah
Drink pee, yeah
All white, yeah
Fuck me

Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore

Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
He’s gay

Yeah
Suck it

Far right, yeah
Drink pee, yeah
All white, yeah
Fuck me
Fuck it for me, Jersey

Masters is full of shit (come on)
Blake Masters is full of shit (louder)
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore

Masters is full of shit
Yeah Blake Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
Suck it, suck it, suck

Masters is full of shit (louder)
Yeah, Masters is full of shit
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore
A whore, a whore, a whore

Masters is full of shit (what)
Yeah, Masters is full of shit (yeah)
Masters is full of shit he’s a whore

 

We’re Not Gonna Take It
Twisted Sister

We're not gonna take it
Oh no, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We've got the right to choose it
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song

We'll fight the powers that be just
Don't pick our destiny 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong

We're not gonna take it
Oh no, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

Oh, you're so condescending
Your gall is never ending
We don't want nothin', not a thing from you

Your life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that's your best, your best won't do
Sing it

We're right, yeah
We're free, yeah
We'll fight, yeah
You'll see

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
No way

Yeah
Sing it

We're right, yeah
We're free, yeah
We'll fight, yeah
You'll see
Sing it for me, Jersey

We're not gonna take it (come on)
No, we ain't gonna take it (louder)
We're not gonna take it anymore

We're not gonna take it
Oh no, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
Sing it, sing it, sing

We're not gonna take it (louder)
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore
One more, one more, one more

We're not gonna take it (what)
No, we ain't gonna take it (yeah)
We're not gonna take it anymore 

Twisted Sister played the Pittsburgh Civic Arena twice back in the mid 80's.  Didn't catch 'em.  

However, I do appreciate these two distinct moments in the history of rock'n'roll.  Compliments of Dee Snider during a concert in San Bernadino circa 1984.

Mark 10:54 & 11:20 (let the latter run for 20 seconds, great build-up)

Now that, makes me wanna rock.