#509. Paul Gosar

Congressman Paul Gosar's very own sister refers to him hateful and bigoted, despicable and disgusting.  Hardly a ringing endorsement.  His other brothers and sisters can't stand him as well.  Last election cycle, they all aggressively campaigned for his opponent (Dr. David Brill).  For the most part, they seem to have disowned him.

However, his sister Jennifer Gosar takes it one step further.  She believes he should be expelled from Congress.  While I wouldn't go that far, I do believe him to be one helluva Trumper scumbag.  Perhaps in a class all his own.

 

Paul Gosar
sonofsaf

You may fall in love with a clown
Admire him from afar
Always say you win have a Big Mac din
And act like a movie star
Trump is an orange big fat blob hangin’ out at the snack bar
But his butt is toxic waste causes much distress
Fuck you in the ass Paul Gosar

Paul Gosar — Paul Gosar (3X)

He tells big lies on the Fox News machine
But your cock’s in his asshole fool
You know that Trump’s a fag drag queen
He is anything but cool
You know that Trump thinks he’s tough
Mar-A-Lago he’s a superstar
He is the Orange Prolapse from Manhattan
Fuck you in the ass Paul Gosar

Paul Gosar — Paul Gosar (3X)

All the Arizona voters get is a bone deep and hard
From Paul Gosar

Well the ambulance siren has come for you
That cock’s in way too tight
And now you’re on a losing streak
You didn’t know how to fight
So when the goin’ gets tough
You’ll probably get a case of SARS
Purpose of asshole’s to take a shit
Wanna be like Paul Gosar

Paul Gosar — Paul Gosar (3X)

Play Guitar
John Mellencamp

You may drive around in your town
Ina brand new shiny car
Your face in the wind your haircut's in
And your friends think you're bizarre
You may find a cushy job and I hope that you go far
But if you really want to taste some cool success
You better learn to play guitar

Play guitar--play guitar (3X)

You got your eyes on the cheerleader queen
And you're walkin' her home from school
You know that she's only seventeen
But you know that your a fool
You know you can't touch this stuff
Without money or a brand new car
Let me give you some good advice young man
You better learn to play guitar

Play guitar--play guitar (3X)

All women around the world want a phony rock star
Who plays guitar

Well you can pump your iron and shine your shoes
And wear your hair just right
You go down out on cruisin' street
'Cause you want to score tonight
We all want to strut our stuff
And you really want to show your scars
Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play guitar

Play guitar--play guitar (3X)

Since 1971, John Mellencamp has played Pittsburgh on 21 different occasions.  Impressive.  Saf, what's your favorite John Cougar song?  Gotta go with "Check It Out."  Personally speaking, I'm not much of a fan.  My Star Lake insider sources have confided to me, that while backstage, Mellencamp routinely acts like a prima donna.

John Mellencamp:

7-3-02, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-21-02, Post Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown (Farm Aid) 

7-5-05, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

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