#536. Noem

And that makes ten.  Count 'em 10.  Ten song parodies about South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem.

Kristi has many hobbies.  Including peasant hunting.  Er uh, I meant pheasant hunting.  My bad.

Feel free to perform them at any Sturgis saloon on "biker karaoke" night.  Or perhaps during a memorial service for the 300+ Lakota Indians massacred at Wounded Knee (1890).  Which ever's deemed appropriate.  Either way, you'll get plenty of attention.  Just like the Orange Prolapse!

 

Noem
sonofsaf

She’s not a Jew
But why must she be
So fucking queer
She’s Governor Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem keeps getting sicker
And her husband is a farter
And she’s crawling
Down on her knees
Hell

Foam
Phish

I'm looking through
And it all would be
So crystal clear
If it wasn't for the foam
But the foam keeps getting thicker
And it just keeps getting harder
And I'm falling
Into a deep
Well

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Kristi Noem and I do have something unusual in common.  We're both actively involved with 5th generational warfare (indiscriminate killing via the spread of information/disinformation).  And its potential impact on humanity.  Of course, I'm on the prevention side since I believe that the decentralized murder of innocent civilians, let alone without conventional weaponry, is a bad thing.  On the other hand, as a prominent advocate for the "anti-vax freedom" movement, she's actually leading the way forward.  Although I doubt she's ever given that angle any discernible contemplation.

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