#513. Fuck Max

Trump's hand picked candidate to try and primary Congressman Anthony Gonzalez (R-OH) is his former White House staffer, Max Miller.  Gonzalez raised the ire of the Orange Prolapse when he voted in favor of a Congressional investigation into the 1-6 domestic terrorist attack on U.S. Capitol.

Miller was also the deputy campaign manager for the failed Trump 2020 reelection campaign.  Miller's a sycophantic Jew with a bad track record.  Multiple arrests (assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct).  He also pretended to be a Marine recruiter which is a pretty serious violation of federal law.   All that being said, he recently raised 550K in donations.  So that makes him an instantly viable contender.

Fuck Max
sonofsaf

Ma-a-x
He needs a bathroom and how
Well, whoa, well

Fuck Max, he’s the shit
Way down deep in a toilet
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
And he’s got the runs
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
He has a cock you blew it
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
And he’s got the runs
And he’s got the runs

Fuck Max, he’s the shit
Way down deep in a toilet
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
And he’s got the runs
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
He has a cock you blew it
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
And he’s got the runs
Runs
Whoa-oh-oh

It's gonna be a tough election
Stop faking your damn erection
Make those memes
Dream wet dreams
Gonna fuck me (fuck me)
Fuck me (fuck me)
Fuck me use some anal cream
Anal cream

Fuck Max
He’s the shit
Fuck Max
And he’s got the runs (runs)

He’s shitting
He’s shitting (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Fuck Max (he’s the shit)
Way down deep in the toilet (t.p. for me)
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
And he’s got the runs
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
He has a cock you blew it
Fuck Max, he’s the shit (ass)

And he’s got the runs
And he’s got the runs
And he’s got the runs
Runs

Fuck it up
There will be blood
In your shit

Fuck Max, he’s the shit
Way down deep in the toilet
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
Fuck Max, he’s the shit
He has a cock you blew it
Fuck Max, he’s the shit

Showtime, showtime, showtime (hey!)
Runs!

 

Relax
Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Mi-i-n-e
Give it to me one time now
Well, whoa, well

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come

Relax, don't do it
When you wana go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Come
Whoa-oh-oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me (hit me)
Hit me (hit me)
Hit me with those laser beams
Laser beam

Relax
Don't do it
Relax
When you wanna come (come)

I'm coming
I'm coming (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Relax (don't do it)
When you wanna go to it (what's inside me?)
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it (love!)

When you wanna come
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
Come

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it

One time, one time, one time (hey!)
Come!

Frankie might have came in Hollywood.  But Frankie has never come to the Burgh.  Cum!

I remember when the song Relax came out in 1983.  Ironically right around the same time I discovered the art of masturbation.  So naturally the song spoke to me.

In all honesty, my reaction was more like "what in the fucking name of Christ?"  How is MTV allowed to play this stuff?  Especially with all the repetitive "cum" references.  Not to mention the entire golden shower splashing noise sequence.  Where's the P.M.R.C.?  Where's Tipper Gore?  Oh yeah, she has an axe to grind, if and only if, it's heavy metal.

I mean, yeah, I know they're from England and all.  Where social mores are a tad more lenient.  But WTF?!?   And what's up with all these gyrating mustache dudes in leather bondage gear? 

One helluva catchy tune though.

Keep in mind, these are the impressions of a 13 year old Jew from Wheeling, WV.

Please do not share this material with Congressional Candidate Max Miller (R-OH).